Leigh & marie Debate the Creeptastic WaxRob

So I fully intended on this post being about my Remember Me 

weekend with the girls, but I decided that there were more pressing

matters that needed to be discussed between Leigh and I.

You see, I came across the most bizarre picture yesterday.

And, ummmm..... WTF?

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marie:  Don't get me wrong, I do believe that Rob being molded into

a creepy wax figure is considered an honor, but the Rob I know does NOT

look like a sickly cancer patient..... UNLESS you consider the

blood-shot eyes that come along with all those

Heine's our darling Rob loves to drink.

I guess I need to look a little closer, since I'm

sure there's SOME resemblance to Rob.

*glances at the creeptastic picture again*

Stubble?  Check.

Protruding forehead veins?  Check.

Sex hair with a mind of its own?  Check.

Slightly crooked nose?  Check.

Chezz hairs?  Check.

Amazing jaw line?  Check.

Panty disintegrating smirk?  CHECK, CHECK.

Leigh:  *stares so closely at the screen I go cross-eyed*

I just can't put my finger on what happened here.... You're right marie,

 they ticked off everything, but it's like following a recipe perfectly

and your cake is still turning out ruined - something 

went wrong in the oven.

Is it possible for a wax figure to sweat?  No?  Then I think Rob's melting...

He has a weird sheen on his forehead and chest!

And don't worry about his eyes, you can't even see his damn eyes!

Wax figure Rob must have had a rough night.

marie:  Ummm, you're right, he does seem a bit shiny.

Rob and the word "shiny" do NOT belong in the same sentence!

Leigh: Unless followed by the word volvo.

*snickers*

marie:  Now I wonder if body guards are going to be hired on to protect 

Rob's wax body?  I'm sure the crazies will be coming out in full force 

soon and who knows what kind of deranged plans they 

have to violate his waxy, shiny figure....

I rest my case entirely.

Leigh:  Dude, look at the creepy hand stroking his cheek!  Gah!

This is bad enough but imagine what they'll do when there's not a bunch

of photographers around....  Their hands are all above the waist in this

pic - bet that doesn't last long!  The Madame Tussauds people 

should super glue the zipper on his pants so it's impossible

for any crazy to unzip it!  Wax Rob is about

to be violated, repeatedly.

marie:  At first I thought the hand in his pocket was one of the girl's,

and I was actually scanning the crowd looking for the culprit until

I realized it was his.  Yeah, I'm one who jumps quickly to conclusions.

Is it just me or does it look like that chick in the back is about

to come barreling through the crowd just so she can lick his wax ear?

Leigh:  I wonder if Rob's wax ear has ear wax?

*trips out*

The hands in his pocket were probably a calculated decision, just

think if they were free.... They'd probably have to replace his arm every

week with the crazies snapping them off in attempt to get 

WaxRob to grope them in inappropriate places.

Imagine if he was like this:

Yep.  I'm not gonna lie, I'd try to get WaxRob to smack my ass.

marie:  You make a very valid point, so it's best that the wax hands

stay tucked away for safe keeping.  I'm sure the snapped off hand would

would make a great souvenir for one of the crazies, they'd probably

build a shrine and surround it with candles, worshiping at the shrine

of the Wax Hand of Rob.... or something as equally creepy.

Scratch that, it doesn't get much weirder than a shrine

to Rob's fake, waxy, shiny hand.

Leigh:  No it doesn't, unless someone slices off one of WaxRob's 

"special freckles" * (i.e. moles) and makes a shrine to that....

Yes, I am disturbed by that thought even crossing my mind.

marie, feel free to look at me like this 0_o and wonder

why you have a blog with such a freak.

marie:  *marie is unable to comment due to the

piece of chocolate she choked on  while

reading Leigh's last comment*

Leigh:  I'm gonna blame it on WaxRob's creepy eyes hypnotising me.

He makes me think strange things.

I say we never invite him into the Bubble again.

Deal?

marie:  *snort*

I think we may have overused the word "creepy",

so I'd say it's a deal.

Too-da-loo,

Mutha Fuckaaaaaaaahs!

*clicks Publish Post and prepares to never speak of 

creeptastic WaxRob ever again*