Rock Out With Your Cock Out!

First of all, I've got some major issues with the evil fucktards

who have taken over fanfiction.net.  These jackasses are apparently

all virgins, seeing as they complain and rant over some good lemons.

 Well screw you and your virgin lovin' ways!

Some of my favorite fics were removed.

The virgins need to get laid.

And I'm pissed.

*counts backwards from ten and takes a deep breath*

3....

2....

1....

*then drifts off to my smirks and sex hair happy place*

*brain malfuctions*

What was I talking about?

I know I was heated over something.

Or was I heated over HIM?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

So, anyways, I've got some exciting news!

Amcas, Tasha, and cutie will be

joining me here in the desert the weekend

Remember Me comes out!

And someone is bringing her laptop of hotness because she loves me.

Or maybe I threatened her.

*coughAmcascough*

Also, my wonderful Drago has stated that he will

stay away as much as possible, or watch the kiddo

whenever I need him to.  In my opinion?

I think he knows there will be plenty of talk

about "that guy" throughout the weekend,

so he plans on staying away to let us girls

have fun, and so he won't be tempted to roll

his eyes whenever he hears Rob's name.

*snickers*

I love that man.

My husband, I mean.

An epic blog post will come out of this trip.

Fun times?

Yes!

Crazy Shenanigans?

Hell yes!

Pictures of said fun times and crazy shenanigans?

Hell to the yes!

Oh, and speaking of pictures!

I've got some new P.E. pics that I must share:

P.E. wanted some rug love, too.

P.E.: That's right, bitches!

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!

*grumbles*

Damn it, my arm is plastic and not food, you stupid cock.

marie: Apparently I enjoy typing the word cock...

Cock, cock, cock, COCK!

And I'm also talking to myself.

P.E.: *shakes head, embarrassed*

marie: Oh shut it, at least I don't have my arm

stuck in a ceramic cock.

Rob's Girl is going to kill me, but this is what happens

when she throws on my son's Bumblebee helmet while

I'm intoxicated, and toting a camera and two P.E.'s.

Ohhhh yeaaah, this shizz is post-worthy:

To be fair, I guess I'll share an equally incriminating
drunk photo from the same night, and you'll
learn two new random facts about me:

Alcohol + me = squinty-eyed pictures....clearly.
And not to mention the P.E. stuffed in my

shirt that I had forgotten all about. He

was ridin' happy for a few hours.

Fun times.

Too-da-loo,
Muthah Fuckaaaaaaaahs!