The Duo of Twi-Randomness Strike Again!

First things first, Leigh and I have realized how lame we are since

we only post a few times a month.

Bloggy mojo missing?

It seems that way.

I want it back, damn it!

For over two weeks now we've been trying to plan another Twi-Sins post,

but RL has been a crazy bitch.  Between me getting insanely sick for a
week and now dealing with the living hell that is
THE WORST SUNBURN in history,

I haven't had the energy to complete said post.

See??  Lame.

Anyways, we hope to have our Twi-Sins post up in the near future,
as soon as I'm not feeling like I need to punch
a wall every time I put on or take off a shirt.

 *grumbles*

The crowd in the bubble aka really just Leigh: Take it off! Take it off! 

Leigh: *acts shocked* You are a pervy bunch aren’t ya? *winks*
marie: *doubles over laughing*
Leigh enjoys randomly talking to herself
and I love her for it.

That's how lobster-like my back is right now.

 And that's also a little insight into what my part of the post will be about.

*winks*

In other Twi-news:

Has anyone read this yet?

If so, thoughts?

Personally, I would have preferred Midnight Sun.

Then again, wouldn't we all?

2.

What on earth is Luna Twilight Body Glow and who in their

right mind would pay 34 bucks for it?

It's described as "....just reflective enough to be noticed."

Riiiiiight, because I want to resemble a walking mirror everywhere I go.

3. 

We are both super excited to get some Eclipse merchanise,

including new P.E.'s!

But we got to thinking.... WHAT is the Breaking Dawn P.E. going 

to be wearing?  The wedding suit most likely, but we are praying

to the Summit Gods that they release a limited edition Isle

Esme Pocket Edward wearing nothing but a towel.

*drifts off into fantasy land*

4.

The censor people at MTV have one helluva lazy finger and I know

I'm not the only one who noticed this during the MTV

Movie Awards.  However, it was quite entertaining

to hear PFach say "fucking" at least

once because of their errors.

5.

And just for shits and giggles, we've decided to share some really

odd Twi-merch with y'all.  Some are real and some are fake, I think.

marie: *throws an arm around Leigh* 

I vow to do just as this shirt says, even if that means showing up

wearing this shirt as you're giving birth to remind you.

Leigh: *giggles* Remember when we once combined our parents

names to see what our kid would be called?

Does this mean 'Dicknie' is out as well?

marie: I......can't......breat....*falls out of chair laughing my ass of*

Dicknie!!!

Leigh: I'm serious, if I ever have a son I'm gonna try to 

sneak this as at least the middle name!

marie: This makes me feel spethial.

 

Leigh: Imagine wearing this to the airport and 

having to fess up to the

guards when you set off the metal detector.

"Sorry, it's the Cullen crest on my bra." 

WTF?!

marie: Oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall if that ever happened!

Meh, I'm sure with some of the crazies out there it probably has.

marie: Oh how I've always wanted to wipe my ass with Bella's face.

*looks around quickly & wonders if anyone heard that*

Ah, screw it.  I know I'm not the only one who has referred

to her as 'ass face' while reading certain parts of the Twilight books.

Or Edward's face down..... never mind.

Leigh: *bursts out laughing* I think everyone's imagined

that second one!  Maybe you could rip the paper in half

so..... ahh, never mind.

I always take things too far. *backs away*

Leigh: Oh man, this SO bugged me in Breaking Dawn. 

How did Alice not see this coming?

I mean apart from her gift, as if Jasper couldn't  have picked up

on all that damn sexual tension between Edward and Bella?! 

When I was reading the book, my windows kept steaming up

even though I was the only one in the room!

marie: I have no further comment.

*Leigh and her brilliance have left me utterly speechless*

Leigh: I'm just glad I wasn't the only one getting more hot

and bother than the actual characters!!

marie: It's a fucking bar of soap!!!!

Leigh: If you look quickly it looks like one of those religious artifacts!

Will you come out smelling like a wet dog?

marie Or will you come out smelling like Jesus did,

because it looks THAT old.

Leigh: Jacob, Patron Saint of cut-off denim shorts.

Too-dah-loo,

Muthah Fuckaaaaaahs!