Our Twilight Bubble

What have I been doing?

2011-04-19T15:22:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I had a truly heartbreaking thought, a thought I'd never have.

My life doesn't involve daily Twilight-related activities anymore.

In fact, its not even monthly.

What a trajedy.

Have I been blogging?

Newp.

How about Twitter?

Other than the occasional "Hi, I suck because I'm never around!"

I'd have to say no there, too.

What about Leigh?

I haven't been able to keep up with our daily chats.

So sad, I know.

Did I receive one Twilight-related item for Christmas or my Birthday

like I have for the past two years?

*frowns*

No.

Do entertaining P.E. pics ever happen these days?

Nope. P.E. stays stashed in the unknown depths of my purse

and never comes out for a breather.

Well, I guess that's technically not altogether true.

I did capture this little gem on my phone a few weeks back:

But still, this was the one and only time P.E.'s made an

appearance since last year.

Leigh: This is pure gold!

Me thinks my Twilight obsession isn't what it use to be.

Now Rob, don't give me that look. I'm upset with myself as well.

Which means I've been neglecting THIS:

Bad, marie! BAD!

*holds out hand*

Go ahead, someone give it a good slap. I deserve it.

*wipes drool off chin*

Leigh: Don't look straight into the eyes....

they'll put a spell.... on... oh too late!

*FAINTS*

I almost feel as if my Twihard, Twilighter, whatever you want to

call it status should be stripped from me. Unless it involves

him *points up* stripping, then I'm positive

that's a bad thing.

I think I mainly lost my Twi-mojo when my Twilight Partner in Crime,

Rob’s Girl, moved away. I have no one to climb trees with, make random

trips to Hobby Lobby for P.E. pics with, or play drinking games

with while watching Twilight, NM or Eclipse.

*sheds a tear*

So I’ve come to the conclusion that the only way to rectify (am I the

only one who thinks that sounds too much like the word

“rectal”? *cringes*) this horrible situation

is to blog more often.

*nods*

Leigh and I use to be at least somewhat creative when coming up

with funny (funny to us anyway) and entertaining blog posts.

We shall make this happen once again!

Right, Leigh?

Leigh: *Brushes the cobwebs off my account*

YES marie, we need to drink from the bloggy Tiger Blood

and get our mojo back!!! I’ve missed our pretty little bubble and

its followers far too much. No more!

*Holds hand to heart*

Bubble, I promise not to neglect you so much ever again.

*whispers*

Well maybe the three months I’m going to be backpacking

later in the year won’t count? Don’t worry,

I’ll just do double the posts when I get back!!

Sooooo what’s been going on with our lovely followers?

While marie & I have been kidnapped by RL,

what have you guyses been doing? Fill us in!

An Open Letter to Bill Condon

2010-11-11T14:22:00.000-08:00

Dear Breaking Dawn Producers,

I have a bit of a bone to pick with you... you are putting a rift between marie any myself! You see we are, and have been since the start of this blog, on two very different teams. The lovely marie is a twi-pure through and through and I on the other hand will dry hump a cat to get a look at some set pictures. This has been fine – admittedly a little testing during the “let’s release a clip of every scene in New Moon” phase, but in general I do not spam her inbox with spoilers and she does not frown upon my spoiler ways. (marie: *shifts eyes, hesitates before speaking* I may or may not have caught a glimpse at ten or so BD set pics. Shhhh!)

The leaked pics, videos and commentary coming out of Rio at the moment... I think this is great but marie not so much. (marie: *nods*) Plus the fact I’m a big bully who wants to corrupt the twi-pureness isn’t really helping the situation.

I know I’ve got my fellow spoiler whores (and practically everyone in my Twitter feed) to discuss the leaked pics like this one of Robward preparing himself for the ocean dip:

marie: I....I..... can’t stop staring. *blinks* That’s just wrong on so many levels.

Just kidding twi-pures... I hope you didn’t close your browsers!! But because of the amount of pics and lack of more details I feel the pressing need to discuss them with my bloggy bestie – marie this is totally your last chance to join the dark side?? *winks*

So Producers (and Rob if you’re reading, I know you are) if you could be so kind as to just send me the Breaking Dawn script so we have the inside scoop on costumes, dialogue, moonlight swims and pillow biting, we would make this fandom a much better place for the twi-pures.

My email is in the side bar. I’ll be waiting.

Leigh

PS – if you could skip over the whole baby/werewolf love fest that would be tops. (marie: *giggles*)

marie: I figured I should weigh in a little here about what I think. Yes, I admit to seeing about 10 set pics, but have been avoiding Twitter like the bubonic plague ever since then. I do miss the days of staring unabashedly at my computer screen while New Moon was being filmed, but I, however, enjoyed seeing Eclipse so much more since the entire movie wasn’t spoiled for me like NM was.

And Leigh, if that dark side includes Rob standing there waiting for me with open arms.... naked, then I’ll be the first to hitch a ride onto the freight train heading straight into that darkness of Twi-spoilers. But, until then, I think I’ll continue to be Twi-pure and not ruin all of Breaking Dawn for me.

Tag! You're It!

2010-10-07T06:59:00.001-07:00

Does this mean Leigh and I have finally made it?

I think it has!

Leigh: *high-fives marie*

The bestest TAT in the world, aka cutie, has tagged us here at the Bubble.

Me thinks she cheated some with her answers since Mr. cutie

answered instead, but I can't say I didn't laugh

whilst reading his answers.

*winks*

Lets get started:

1. How do you feel about cereal milk? Drink it or toss it?

marie: Drink it! Unless there's a lot of soggy chunks.

You know, like the ones that are at the end of a bowl of Fruity Pebbles?

No way, then! I feel like I'm going to choke

on multi-colored sogginess.

Leigh: I'm a no milk drinker! Unless it's Coco Pops...

then it's just like a chocolate milkshake.

Mmmmm...

2. What's more offensive: A girl with a small dog in her purse

or a boy with a popped collar?

marie: Hmmm... this is a tough question.

I think I'll go with the dog in a purse because my four year old

likes to dress himself for school everyday, which means his

uniform shirt always sports a popped collar for at least the first

five minutes until I fix it.

Leigh: Haha popped collars are so not a thing here, but I can guess

why it's offensive! I'm going to have to agree with marie... I'm a

handbag girl so the thought of a dog in mine grosses me

out and makes me fear for the beautiful leather!

3. Halloween costumes for dogs: cute or a sign that the

end of days are coming soon?

marie: Uhhh... cute, I guess.

Leigh, I'll let you handle this one.

Leigh: Good one marie, let the one who doesn't celebrate

Halloween answer! Haha seeing as we are so starved

for Halloween fun I think it's super cute.... don't hate!

4. Bacon vs. chocolate. You decide.

marie: That's the worst question you could ever ask a girl

that's not a vegetarian! Although, I do eat more chocolate

than bacon. But I swear the smell of bacon cooking

will bring world peace.

Leigh: Gah that smell is amazing... even though I don't really like

the taste of bacon I could cook it for the smell alone!

But my answer is chocolate, chocolate,

GIVE me the chocolate!!!

5. Would you rather fight a hundred two year olds or

a hundred chihuahuas?

marie: Neither. If I had to choose, I'd go with the chihuahuas.

I couldn't stand listening to all the crying two year olds.

Leigh: Hmmm they both bite but at least the chihuahuas are

lighter, I'd have more of an advantage.

cutie, that is such a messed up question!

marie: *giggles*

6. Which do you find more offensive: A stinky belly button or toe jam?

marie: *gags* I'm going with toe jam.

I have a literal fear of feet. Disgusting.

*cringes*

Leigh: What she said! *throws up a lil in my mouth*

7. Tea or coffee?

marie: I do love me a nice, cold glass of sweet tea!

But my first choice is definitely coffee because I am NOT a

morning person. I need coffee to fuel my mornings.

Leigh: My god this quiz is making me look like a loser but....

what's sweet tea?? Like iced tea? I'm thinking I need to come over

and try this sweet tea because I am a big tea person!

Two cups each morning is a staple!

marie: *gasp* You don't know what sweet tea is??

It is iced tea, except you stir in a few spoonfuls of sugar.

*licks lips*

8. Michael Jackson. Your thoughts.

marie: This reminds me of something I saw yesterday, something

about his glove selling for $350,000. WTF is that shit?!?!

Hey crazy person who bought that thing, didn't you know that

there's starving children in this world who care less about a

damn glove and more about food??

*end of lecture*

Leigh: Fine answer, marie!! However, I have always said he is the one

person I wanted to see in concert and it saddens me that won't

ever happen. History was the first cd I ever had so I do

love me some MJ... not enough to warrant

a $350,000 glove though.

Here's who were tagging:

1. Danny

2. Betti

3. Trixie and Tess

4. Ruby

5. Mrs. P

6. Jen

7. Desiree

8. RobwardisSEXX

Questions, questions:

1. What was your favorite childhood toy?

2. If you were suddenly given $10,000,000 what would be your first purchase?

3. What's the closest thing to you that is the color purple?

4. Who would win in a fight between a pirate and a ninja?

5. If you could fly anywhere in the world for breakfast, lunch and dinner, where would you go for each meal?

6. If you could have any super power, what would it be?

7. Would you rather eat a bowl of worms or one little booger?

8. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

Down with the Capitol!

2010-10-06T13:27:00.001-07:00

**Warning - this post contains Mockingjay spoilers**

So here we are, weeks after Mockingjay's big release - Leigh

and myself are finally getting around to the post that was

promised weeks ago. But y'all know us by now,

we're the biggest procrastinators around.

Leigh: *snort* Given the cobwebs growing in the corners of

the Bubble I don't think our followers are

the least bit surprised!

Plus, we've been talking about the possibility of having our very

own book discussion here at the Bubble since we both

love Hunger Games so much. Leigh and I, however,

would have to put our love of procrastinating to the

side if we ever intend on doing so.

With that said, what do you think?

Would you be willing to participate in a

Hunger Games Book Discussion?

Anyhoozle, let's get started on:

Before I even began reading Mockingjay, I can admit that

I was a little nervous. Catching Fire left you with a

WTF JUST HAPPENED feeling, did it not?

Cinna's gone.

Peeta's been taken by the Capitol.

People within the Capitol were conspiring against the

Capitol itself alongside District 13...

WAIT!! WHAT?!?!

District 13 is still alive and kickin'?

Poor Katniss has been through hell and back!

Leigh: I, for one, was totally shocked at the angle Mockingjay took.... I naively thought it would be a little adventure where they rescued Peeta from the Capitol, District 12 would recover, Katniss would get some revenge on Snow and then live with Gale happily ever after... You could imagine how my jaw dropped pretty much from page one!

Of course there were parts I loved (Katniss killing Coin, the relationship between Katniss and Finnick, Hamish's loyalty), and parts I hated (Katniss' ignorance and naivety at basically everything!, the exclusion of Gale at the end of the book - are we really suppose to believe he turned into this war machine who had no contact with Katniss?!), but overall it hooked me and that's always a sign of a really great book.

I would like to focus on the ending for a second. Did anyone else sit and stare at the back page not believing it was over?? (marie: *raises hand*) I was totally thrown by the choice of Peeta and the inclusion of the kids that I wanted a whole book of that alone! (marie: *raises the other hand*) It was like 'yeah she went on to live a life, but she's still totally fucked up and always will be'. I'm not sure it gave the closure I needed, but I guess it was suppose to make you feel as broken as Katniss did - and if that was the goal - it completely succeeded.

marie: Leigh pretty much hit the nail on the head. Except, I knew somewhere deep down that Katniss and Peeta were meant to be together. Somehow I knew that she would find a way to save him. Don't get me wrong, I did have a soft spot for Gale, but Gale only grew up as Katniss' hunting buddy. Peeta and Katniss went through too much together during the Hunger Games. And when you're left in a major fight or die situation as they were, it's impossible to ignore the bond that had obviously formed between the two. Peeta protected her in more ways than Gale could have ever imagined.

When you honestly think about it, who can Katniss NOT live without? My first instinct was to say both of them, but as the book played out, Gale revealed more of his true colors. I know that he loved her, but I also noticed Gale made critical decisions that lead him to choosing other things over Katniss. I feel that if Peeta had had a choice, without the Capitol's influence, he would have chosen Katniss over anything and everything. Of course, that's just my opinion.

As for the way Suzanne Collins ended the book with Katniss, Peeta and their two kids, it kinda through me for a loop because Katniss and Peeta were obviously still living and dealing with their demons of the past. However, there did seem to be a pinprick-sized light at the end of the tunnel. I think the author was trying to show us that even though these two lived through a lifetime of traumatic experiences, they still found someway to move on with their lives - no matter how slow that progress may be.

Mockingjay was emotionally draining. So much so, I felt absolutely numb by the end of the book. I was literally sitting there staring at the wall for what seemed like forever - I needed time to digest all that had happened. This was no novel filled with love and butterflies and roses - it was filled with war, death and destruction. But ultimately, I loved the book! And the Hunger Games books will forever be one of my all-time favorite series, no matter how many boxes of tissues I went through while reading them. True story.

The Bubble Gets Hungry...

2010-08-25T15:52:00.000-07:00

Warning - non Twi related content ahead!

Bubble babes, we are excited... for once it has nothing to do with Twilight and everything to do with The Hunger Games. Well it's not like Ms. Meyer has given us a whole lot to read lately *cough just fucking FINISH Midnight Sun already cough*

Yessss the third installment of The Hunger Games is out today!

marie and I luurrvvee these books and while marie already has her copy of Mockingjay, I have to wait until Friday *pouts*.

Until then, I will be avoiding the webz for fear of spoilers. Once we've both read the book, marie and I plan on doing a little post on our thoughts. We hope you vamp lovin' Robsessors will bare with us while we go off on a little Katniss, Gale and Peeta tangent!

Are you guys fans of the series? We would love to know what you think of Mockingjay!

Sooo watch this space... and until then, we couldn't NOT leave you with this panty dissolver:

*dies*

Rob stinks? Yep.

2010-08-18T16:34:00.000-07:00

Big thanks to the fan site Water for Elephants for all the pictures.

And thanks to Rob for all those hilariously funny faces of his.

Leigh loves Eclipse coughfinallycough

2010-08-02T18:21:00.000-07:00

Bonjour bubble, long time no blog!

Like seriously, where the eff have I been? Oh yeah, in the land on lost mojos. As poor marie can attest to, I have been the lamest blog partner in the world. I’m sorry!

*hands marie a bunch of flowers*

But this post isn’t about me. You see, I have been pondering a way to pay tribute to the awesomeness that is Eclipse (it’s probably out on DVD by the time you read this) and my thought train took me back to my childhood.

When I was a kid and I loved something (or someone. Note Mark D, my first BF, who now also likes boys) I would write an acrostic poem about it. Y’know cuz everything seemed cooler written vertically.

So I give you an old school acrostic poem for Eclipse (no prizes for guessing what E stands for!!)

E is for Edward (duh!). I just couldn’t get enough of that angry Robward. Yum, yum. For me, the biggest thing about Eclipse was that we got to see a happy in love Edward that hasn’t really shone through in twilight and New Moon. This made me SO excited for Breaking Dawn (the early and late parts) where we see Edward at his happiest. That smile kills me every time!

Plus a little hot and heavy Robward is never a bad thing

C is for the cuteness that is Alice and Jasper. FINALLY we got to see the bond these two have. I know marie mentioned this in her review… but it needed to be said again. Win, win, win.

L is for look at Jane’s eyebrows!! Do it, now. I don’t know what Dakota was trying to do, but those things needed to be plucked asap!

Dang. I couldn't find a pic that showed it well enough... but next time you're watching it, you will notice those brows!

I is for I predict (see what I did there?!) that Jacob and Bella’s kiss will be nominated for AND win an MTV award next year. Yep, I’ll put money on it. I hate to say it, but damn that kiss was hot. I melted more over that kiss than any Edward/ Bella kiss… and I’m Team Edward all the way! At least one good thing comes out of it, hooray for no more cringe worthy Rob/ Kristen almost kisses on stage.

*Fist pumps *

P is for the mega points Xavier Samuels gets as Riley. From the opening shot I was totally sucked in. He really brought more to the character than I got out of the books and thought he did a great job! Plus, he’s an Aussie so I may be a little bias *winks*

Me likey the wet Riley...

S is for spoilers. And thank fuck I don’t have to keep them from you twi-pures any longer!! I wanted to shout them across the twitterverse, but I refrained. Sooo, I have to know, was it worth it??

E is for eternity. That's what the wait will feel like until we have our next big screen Twi fix. *sighs* Only 15 months until Breaking Dawn part one is scheduled to be released… oh and for Edward. Again.

I intended to put a nice E/B pic here... but I got distracted by the cartoons.

Source: iloveboyswhosparkle.com

Here’s hoping I spelt it right…

It's All About Eclipse!

2010-07-27T08:22:00.000-07:00

I’m hoping by NOW that all of you have seen Eclipse because

this post is full of spoilers. If you haven’t, then don’t continue reading.

Simple as that.

I decided to go the same route as I did for New Moon and see the movie

three times before I posting my thoughts about it. Which was smart since

I really caught a lot more the second and third time around.

My day started out with Rob’s Girl and I once again arriving HOURS before

the movie was even suppose to start. Except this time around, we decided

to watch the Trilogy and not just the one movie. It was fun, and luckily we

were seated in the theater quickly. Unlike last time when we were

stuck out in the hall for 6 hours.

So in normal Twi-related fashion, we found ways to entertain ourselves
during our wait. Playing cards, eating chocolate, and playing with P.E.’s.

The P.E.'s were quite embarrassed by our behavior.

Anyhoo, let’s all get onto the real reason why I’m writing up this post:


David Slade, may I call you master instead?

Eclipse is absolutely by far my favorite out of the three. Of course it was a

little slow at times, but nowhere near as slow as New Moon was.

All the actors and actresses, I believe, performed much better

than they did in the previous movies.

So there's a few things I wanted to talk about.

1. Bella.


I seriously HATED that wig.

It’s no secret that I thought KStew being cast as Bella for Twilight

was the wrong decision. Then I came around a little for New Moon and

gave the girl props for her acting skills being much better than in the

previous movie. I mean, the girl gave me chills when she was

screaming in her bed after Edward left.

So how do I feel after seeing Eclipse?

*stands up and claps*

Bravo, Stew.

I applaud you for continuing to prove me wrong.

And thank you for not annoying me this time around with that

rapid blinking and the awful stuttering you did in Twilight.

Good job, girl.

Truth be told, I never saw a true love connection between

Edward and Bella, all I saw was a spark. That is, until I saw Eclipse.

I think the reason behind it all is because KStew finally dumped

what’s-his-name and opened her eyes and realized what we’ve all known,

that HIS HOLY HOTNESS was right there in front of her.

It’s obvious the two have something going on together behind the scenes,

which I believe helped fuel their on-screen romance.

Smart girl K, smart girl.

2. Edward.


Blue V-neck shirt = dead marie.

When I posted my thoughts on New Moon, I wasn’t very happy with

Rob’s acting. I really felt that he could have put a little more into the role.

But I can honestly say that I am way more than pleased with him in Eclipse.

His emotions were much more evident this time, whether if he was happy,

upset, or angry (*loves angry Robward*) you could

clearly tell the difference between the three.

Also, I can’t talk about Robward without mentioning how good he looked

in this movie compared to the other two.

I heart you, Rob. Honest.

3. Jacob


No touchy the Bella, pup.

Once again, Tay tay acted much better in Eclipse.

Especially the scenes where he’s suppose to be angry.

Maybe that’s because in New Moon his post-puberty voice didn’t

sound as threatening when he said “bloodsuckers”. I giggled when he

tried to sound mean. Calm down, little man-boy.

I’m assuming by the sound of it, his voice is beginning to take on a

manlier tone, which makes his threats sound much more believable.

Hopefully by they time Breaking Dawn begins filming he’ll be out

of that post-puberty phase.

*keeps fingers crossed*

It’s just a little weird to me.

Enough about the dog, we're moving on.

4. The Cullens.


I was too lazy to find a picture that included Carlisle and Esme. Lameness.

I was pleased to see the Cullens have more screen time, especially

the moments when Edward wasn’t around. It shows that they are, in fact,

a vampire family and that they are all living their own lives outside

of Edward and Bella’s story.

Plus, I couldn’t get enough of the love between Jasper and Alice.

It was sweet and seemed like their love came naturally to them.

Completely adorable.

5. Riley and the newborns.


Did anyone else find Riley to be a hot vamp?

First of all, I absolutely LOVED how the movie started out

with Victoria attacking and ultimately turning Riley into a vampire.

It showed Eclipse as starting out with a BANG, with a promise

of some serious action at some point during the rest of the movie.

And what of the newborns?

That was some craziness all in itself.

They had no self-restraint, or control.

Nor did they allow Riley to have much control over them.

Crazy and uncontrollable, terrorizing newborns.

NOW, here’s a few things I did not like:

1. The color difference in Rosalie’s hair and eyebrows.

Come on people, she’s suppose to be a natural blond,

not a brunette with a horrible dye job.

The close-ups of her eyebrows scared me.... a lot.

2. The shirtless pack.

Yes I admit to staring at Tay tay’s abs at one point or another,

but seeing all of them shirtless all the time gets annoying.

Just my opinion.


There's an idea! Keep the robes on that you wear between shooting scenes.

3. Riley’s “You’re dead” line at the end of the movie.

That was a bit on the corny side.

You're kinda hot and I felt bad for you when Vicky kicked your ass, so all maybe forgiven.

4. When Bella asks Jacob to kiss her.

I know it HAD to happen, but that

doesn’t mean I have to like it.

*whispers*

Although, Bella saying “Jacob, stay” was

pretty damn hilarious.

Goooooood, doggy!

I know there are other things I like and disliked.

*taps chin*

Hmmm...

Oh well.

Why don’t YOU tell me what you thought of Eclipse?

Tell me what you liked or disliked about it in your comment, pretty pleazers?

*smiles and bats eyelashes*

And look for Leigh’s post on Eclipse soon.

Sorry Leigh, I didn’t mean to make you wait so long before

you can post yours. Blame it on my lovely procrastination skills.

And on one final note, I have to add one last picture that

makes my Edward lovin' heart super-dee-duper happy.

Take if off. Take is aaaalllll off! *giggles*

SSTB's hush, hush Book Discussion

2010-07-24T15:32:00.000-07:00

Have you read hush, hush yet?

Well, why not?!?!

Now would be the perfect time to start and join

in on the first week of the discussion.

Let me give you a few reasons as to why this book is a must read

and why you should take part in the discussion:

1. PATCH!!

Patch is a mysterious bad boy.

Patch makes you drool with his bad boy ways.

Patch makes you think of doing bad things. Bad as in a good way.

Patch is amazingly hot.

2. Nora.

She's a female teenager who holds her own and stands her ground.

Patch wants her.

I want Patch.

Oops, didn't mean to add that one in there.

But really, I usually get irritated with female characters,

but I truly do like Nora. She's got a good head on her shoulders.

3. SSTB's hush, hush giveaway!!

That's right! There's going to be a giveaway!!

All you've got to do is be an active participant each week

and answer the questions at the end of each post.

Just clicky on the link above for the official rules

and to see what the winner will receive.

4. The discussion itself.

I can guarantee this is going to be one fun

discussion! Everything on SSTB usually is.

*winks at my TAT*

So, go pick up a copy of hush, hush NOW.

Or if you've already read it, go read this week's

post by the lovely cutie and the wonderful kg NOW.

My Cardboard Robward

2010-07-06T18:25:00.000-07:00

First things first, I absolutely must thank Rob's Girl for the
wonderfulness that is below. You see, we decided to spend a few
hours roaming around the mall, mostly because I just HAD to have
an Eclipse shirt. Well, while I was at Hot Topic with my little sis
buying us both shirts, Rob's Girl was at FYE checking out the Twi-Merch.
IT WAS OUR MUTHA FUCKIN' DAY!!
All New Moon merchandise happened to be 50% off in order
to make room for all the new Eclipse merchandise coming in.
What did my brilliant Rob's Girl do?
She bought the LAST TWO full-sized cardboard Robwards
for $14.99 each. She's brilliant, isn't she?
I love her.

So, once I got him home I made sure he went straight to work
on all the household chores because, obviously, I'm tired of doing it.
He wasn't too happy, but he did it anyway.

He kinda complained at first about doing the ironing,
but I did my best to help from my spot on the couch by
sending him a hanger for the shirt hooked to a big

and floating, puffy pink heart.

Leigh: At first glance I swear that apron reads "Pattinson"!

Would have been a nice touch *winks*

Things got pretty heated between us when I told him
he wasn't folding the towels right. Then he mumbled something
about living for over a century and knowing how to fold stinkin' towels.
Pffft! Stubborn vampires.

Leigh: I totally think he's lying... as if Edward has ever folded towels

in his life! He'd totally have Esme do that shit for him.

You're forgetting that he was a 108 year old still living with his parents?!

Mumma's boy....

Errrr.... the look on his face scared me when I told him that, so I sent him
the pink and puffy heart again, then walked away.

Leigh: Oooh he does look extra brooding.

*Hides behind the puffy heart*
Sometimes I wish cardboard Robward had a better sense of humour.

If he did he would think to rotate that arrow backwards about 45'

and say YOU missed a spot. Hehe.

However, Robward did enjoy rubbing... er, scrubbing himself.

Leigh: *Snort* Is that a roll of paper towel in his pocket,

or is he just happy to see you?
Err, himself?

P.E. complained about feathers going up his bum, and
Sparkleward worried about his hair. Dude
seriously needs to lay off of the hairspray,
the flakes were all over my table.
Gross.

Leigh: Eww. Although Sparkleward's hair does look especially styled...

what brand does he use??

Robward wasn't particularly happy with me hiding out in the
tub as I waited for this exact moment. I just knew he was
sneaking into the bathroom to read Tay tay's interviews.

Vamps and their awesome eyesight... I had to
use the night-vision option on the
camera for this one.

Leigh: This one totally gives me the giggles.

Poor guy has no privacy with you around, marie!

I think he's studying TayTay's workout tips... next thing you

know he'll be doing push ups in between wash cycles!

I guess me spying on him in the bathroom was the end
of the line for Robward. Oh yeah, Rob, you're
REAL scary... you've got me
shakin' in my boots.

Leigh: This is one of my favourite pics.

He's rebelling, watch out he might try to burn his apron next!

*snickers*
He's not too happy with me.

Anyway, he slammed the door as we walked out of the house
and was gone for quite some time. Obviously I was beginning

to worry, so I went out to search for him. Didn't want a

dog lifting a leg on HIS cardboard leg, or something

worse since he can't defend himself...

WTF?!?! I walk outside to the tree and find Rob's Girl

getting all Spider Monkey-ish on Robward's back.

Worse.... definitely worse.
*grumbles*
Robward, that cheating whore.

Leigh: *Puts an arm around marie*

Don't worry too much, he doesn't exactly look thrilled to be there.
Or is looking angry becuase he got caught??

If that's the case he's a cheating bastard.

*throws a rock at him*

As you can clearly see, I was quite shocked by Robward's betrayal.
Yet, my little sis could have cared less.
The same sis who asked if her hands were going
to be famous since we nominated her skinny, little self
to stand behind Robward for all these pictures that
were going to be featured on my blog.
She's such a champ.
I love her.

Leigh: Yay for your sis! She's awesome for indulging in your

craziness and bringing us these laughs.

After all was said and done, Robward agreed to never scare me like
that again. Then he jumped out of the tree sulking and walked
back home. Feeling smug, I followed him.

*whispers*
He "pretended" to be asleep, my guess is so that I couldn't put
him back to work for the night. I played nice and let him be...
until next time.

Leigh: Can I come snuggle too?? It's lookes super cozy in there...

Stayed tuned for whatever crazy shenanigans we put

Robward up to next time.
*winks*

Too-dah-loo,

Mutha Fuckaaaaaahs!

My One Year Twitterversary

2010-06-17T17:56:00.000-07:00

One year ago today I finally decided to join the world of Twitter,
and the person I have have to thank for that is PFach himself.
Before said world of wonderment came into my life,
I'd spend half of my day making the Twi-bloggy rounds and
pining over every little scrap of Twi-related news that
came out each day. It was one of those days that I
stumbled across certain blogs that were trying to help
PFach reach his goal of 500,000 followers
on Twitter. What did I do?
Signed up and became a
follower, of course.

One whole year later, I'm glad I created an account because
there are many things I've learned this past year, such as if you're
having a bad day or if it seems like life's being a major bitch while
kicking you to the curb, there is always someone on Twitter
with a kind heart who can brighten your day and bring
a smile to your face with just a few tweets or dm's.

I've also learned that drunk dm's and tweets are all the hype these days.
And just remember, you may not want to read your own
drunk dm's and tweets the next day, but there's ALWAYS someone
out there who will enjoy them.... thoroughly.
And, *whispers* Leigh's drunk dm's are the greatest.
The girl can't spell to save her own life.

Through my Twitter experience, I've also learned that
there are people and a few things that I can't live without.
For example:

1.
I cannot live without the one and only robmusement herself
and all the delicious Rob pictures she twitpic's each day.
Seriously, the girl deserves to have Rob all

to herself for a week or two.

She shares wonderful gems like this one.

2.
My Bill, Becky_Boodles, because we share a brain and she's
the surgeon out of the two of us. Plus, SnowRob was
technically her her idea. Such a genius.

3.
My female soul mate and Inchworm, Arielle.

Because what's a Beaver without her Inchworm.
She makes me a very happy marie!

4.
And kg, I can't forget about her!
This girl is so hilariously funny!
All I want to do is fly myself over to Alaska,
kidnap her and then keep her with me forever.
That cool with you, kg?
I'll have my people contact your people so we can set something up.
*winks*

5.
I want to say I can't live without my Twinsie B, or my wifey Tasha,
but that wouldn't be true since I've had to live
without them on Twitter for months now.
They both played a part in welcoming
me to Twitter and I love
them both dearly!

6.
I obviously can't write up this post without mentioning
the one who first gave me the reason to call
myself a Screenlicker, the incredible Ang!
If you're not following her,
you're an idiot.
Just sayin'.

A picture of our glorious feet... just because I felt like sharing.

7.
I most certainly cannot live without my TAT, cutie!
All does not feel right in the world if I don't have
at least one conversation going on in dm's with
her everyday. She is a key-holder to my
Burrito loving heart, and not to mention
the key she secretly keeps for the
Den of Lurve as well.

*giggles*

8.
And, of course, I refuse to live without my one and only S.N.
and bloggy partner in crime, Leigh! I can't even thank Twitter
enough for bringing the two of us together. Who knew
that waking up each morning to a "Morning Sunshine"
dm would be something you'd look forward
to each and everyday. Yes, we really
do that. It's been our tradition for
almost a year now and I doubt
we'll stop anytime soon.

Leigh, you are the bestest webernet friend ever!
We will meet one day, that's a promise!

And last but certainly not least, here's a few other people that
I truly adore and have been good friends to me this last year on Twitter.

The lovely Ella, my boobin twin Aly, the lovely Meg and her Rob flask,
the ever hilarious Greta, my fellow George Strait lover Desiree,
the funny girl herself Smuts, mah booboo kittah, the wonderful Memory

and her lifesaving skills, Maccy and Knitty who are the most awesome

Robcessories ever, the beautiful Betti and her buttons, the one and

only Firecrotch, Mrs. V. who is the most sweetest and creative person

ever, sjAimee who likes to hide in the closet with me, my lovely

friend Annie, lelu because I'm her Denise, King Seb who rules

over all awesomeness,Amber and her delicious dreams,

and the ever wonderful fragile!

I know there are probably MANY others out there on Twitter,

all of whom I could mention, but I just sat here and went through

the entire list of peeps that I follow. Plus, I'm ready to end

this ridiculously long, sappy-ass post.

Thanks everyone, y'all have been great friends to me!

Leigh: *Hi-jacks marie's post*

To my dearest marie,

I am so thankful you were such a lurker and got sucked in to the

world of Twitter. We may have met under, erm, strange circumstances,
but from the moment you said hi I knew we would be great friends!

You are my nuts, sparkly boobed, hat wearing friend who

is the first person I communicate with most mornings – yes through

the “morning sunshine” daily dm!

We have the same taste in music, vamps, hot guys

(including sneaky photos of hotties. I’m still waiting on that cowboy?),

rooftop adventures, tequila, blog ideas, cactus lovin and alter egos.

And while we may disagree on tomatoes and beer,

I won’t ever hold that against you *winks*.

I never thought I could be so close to someone who is so far away.

But our actual friendship anniversary is next month, so for almost a year

you have made me smile and laugh every single day and

I can’t love you enough for it!

As you know, Rob and I are pretty tight *snorts*

and he just wanted to say that a little birdy told him it was your anniversary....

He didn't believe it at first. But he was high.

And that he is going to send you signs to let you know he’s thinking

about you. Every time he runs his hands through his hair,
smokes a cigarette and doesn’t shower, that’s lit’rally a

sign for you OK? Keep an eye out for it!
Oh and he even sent you a tweet. See??

Happy Twitter Anniversary!!

marie: Thanks Leigh...

*grabs a tissue as I publish post*

The Duo of Twi-Randomness Strike Again!

2010-06-09T19:05:00.000-07:00

First things first, Leigh and I have realized how lame we are since

we only post a few times a month.

Bloggy mojo missing?

It seems that way.

I want it back, damn it!

For over two weeks now we've been trying to plan another Twi-Sins post,

but RL has been a crazy bitch. Between me getting insanely sick for a
week and now dealing with the living hell that is
THE WORST SUNBURN in history,

I haven't had the energy to complete said post.

See?? Lame.

Anyways, we hope to have our Twi-Sins post up in the near future,
as soon as I'm not feeling like I need to punch
a wall every time I put on or take off a shirt.

*grumbles*

The crowd in the bubble aka really just Leigh: Take it off! Take it off!

Leigh: *acts shocked* You are a pervy bunch aren’t ya? *winks*
marie: *doubles over laughing*
Leigh enjoys randomly talking to herself
and I love her for it.

That's how lobster-like my back is right now.

And that's also a little insight into what my part of the post will be about.

*winks*

In other Twi-news:

Has anyone read this yet?

If so, thoughts?

Personally, I would have preferred Midnight Sun.

Then again, wouldn't we all?

What on earth is Luna Twilight Body Glow and who in their

right mind would pay 34 bucks for it?

It's described as "....just reflective enough to be noticed."

Riiiiiight, because I want to resemble a walking mirror everywhere I go.

We are both super excited to get some Eclipse merchanise,

including new P.E.'s!

But we got to thinking.... WHAT is the Breaking Dawn P.E. going

to be wearing? The wedding suit most likely, but we are praying

to the Summit Gods that they release a limited edition Isle

Esme Pocket Edward wearing nothing but a towel.

*drifts off into fantasy land*

The censor people at MTV have one helluva lazy finger and I know

I'm not the only one who noticed this during the MTV

Movie Awards. However, it was quite entertaining

to hear PFach say "fucking" at least

once because of their errors.

And just for shits and giggles, we've decided to share some really

odd Twi-merch with y'all. Some are real and some are fake, I think.

marie: *throws an arm around Leigh*

I vow to do just as this shirt says, even if that means showing up

wearing this shirt as you're giving birth to remind you.

Leigh: *giggles* Remember when we once combined our parents

names to see what our kid would be called?

Does this mean 'Dicknie' is out as well?

marie: I......can't......breat....*falls out of chair laughing my ass of*

Dicknie!!!

Leigh: I'm serious, if I ever have a son I'm gonna try to

sneak this as at least the middle name!

marie: This makes me feel spethial.

Leigh: Imagine wearing this to the airport and

having to fess up to the

guards when you set off the metal detector.

"Sorry, it's the Cullen crest on my bra."

WTF?!

marie: Oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall if that ever happened!

Meh, I'm sure with some of the crazies out there it probably has.

marie: Oh how I've always wanted to wipe my ass with Bella's face.

*looks around quickly & wonders if anyone heard that*

Ah, screw it. I know I'm not the only one who has referred

to her as 'ass face' while reading certain parts of the Twilight books.

Or Edward's face down..... never mind.

Leigh: *bursts out laughing* I think everyone's imagined

that second one! Maybe you could rip the paper in half

so..... ahh, never mind.

I always take things too far. *backs away*

Leigh: Oh man, this SO bugged me in Breaking Dawn.

How did Alice not see this coming?

I mean apart from her gift, as if Jasper couldn't have picked up

on all that damn sexual tension between Edward and Bella?!

When I was reading the book, my windows kept steaming up

even though I was the only one in the room!

marie: I have no further comment.

*Leigh and her brilliance have left me utterly speechless*

Leigh: I'm just glad I wasn't the only one getting more hot

and bother than the actual characters!!

marie: It's a fucking bar of soap!!!!

Leigh: If you look quickly it looks like one of those religious artifacts!

Will you come out smelling like a wet dog?

marie Or will you come out smelling like Jesus did,

because it looks THAT old.

Leigh: Jacob, Patron Saint of cut-off denim shorts.

Too-dah-loo,

Muthah Fuckaaaaaahs!

My P.E.'s WILL Fight Duuuurty.....Go Comment!

2010-05-18T16:21:00.000-07:00

Yeah, you read the title right.

When I put all three of my vicious, plastic, sparkling dudes together,

they can be quite scary.

So I've enlisted their help for today's post.

My guest post for The Danger Magnet's Eclipse Book Discussion

went up today, which means I will ask y'all nicely to

go comment on chapters 10-12.

*smiles sweetly while batting eyelashes*

Pretty, pretty please with Edward on top.

Speaking of Edward, my P.E.'s have something to say:

Hairsprayedsparkleward even put down the bottle of hairspray
long enough to pop his weird hairsprayed head

and sparkly chest into the pictures.

Go comment. Trust me, he becomes grouchy when he's

away from the bottle of hairspray for too long.

Look closely at Twilight P.E.'s, err......junk,

he's promised to strip off his Adam-style leaf for all who comment.

Or Hairsprayedsparkleward will do it for him.

*smacks Hairsprayedsparkleward's hand away*

Makes me wonder what these plastic dudes are up to

while I'm sleeping at night.

Ang over at Why Not? is on a roll with these Interactive Posts of hers.

This time she's asked everyone to show what's in their purse/bag.

Go show her yours, I showed her mine.

When taking a picture of my bottomless pit, I've realized two things:

1. I'm clearly more obsessed with pink than I ever thought.

2. The junk in my purse may classify me as crazy.

Case in point:

Crazy, perfume, lip gloss, Twilight merch and P.E. totin' lady.

And, of course, the plastic Adam-style leaf that

goes everywhere with Twilight P.E.

It's cool, you can call me crazy.

Too-da-loo,

Mutha Fuckaaaaaaahs!

Leigh's Twi-Anniversary

2010-05-04T16:30:00.000-07:00

Wow. One whole year has passed since I first stepped foot in this crazy world of Twilight.

This time last year I was humming along in life, graduating university and stepping out into the big bad working world. Most afternoons I would car-pool home with a friend who worked down the road, it started out great we would chat about our day and what was coming up on the weekend.

Soon into our lift sharing relationship it started to get weird, she would no longer burst with chatter and sing along to the radio, she was quiet and fidgety. After a few days I had to ask what the heck was going on?! She took a deep breath and said, "I'm in love with a vampire".
Me: "What?"
Her: "His name is Edward Cullen and he lives in the Twilight books I've been reading. I can't stop thinking about him and the four books. I googled his name like ten times today. It's taking all my strength not to bury my head in the book right now."
Me: *Bursts into laughter*

It would be another month before she could convince me to pick up Twilgiht and give it a go. I had never liked vampires although I love reading fiction.

I got through Twilight as fast as I could - reading in lunch, before bed and waking up early. I was hooked and the rest is, well, twistory.

Taking advice from those who had read them before me, I paced myself for the next three books and managed to drag the saga out for four weeks!!

The whole month of April sped by. I'm not even kidding, I have NO clue what the hell happened during that month. I probably missed someone's birthday, but I didn't care.

So here we are, one year on and I am shocked to say the least at where I am.
Running multiple twitter accounts (to hide my addiction from the RLers) a blog and chatting daily with some amazing people - most of whom are on the other side of the world. All thanks to Twilight.
marie: *coughs & pretends to be distracted when the multiple twitter accounts is mentioned*

While I'm not as bad as I was when the obsession started, I still have moments where I realise it's probably not normal to the RLers.

Things like scanning through the magazine rack at the store and often who ever I'm with, BF, friends even my Mum will point out "oh look, it's Edward". Not only have I already spotted these, I usually know IMMEDIATELY where that pic was taken (CannesRob, RomeRob, NYRob) and I've probably already read the scans online. That's normal right??
marie: *nods head enthusiastically* Oh, it's definitely normal!

I dare you to look away now... Too late you're hooked.
marie: Ummm.....Leigh, I'll just stay right here while you finish up.

I freak out if I don't check into Twitter or blogger for a few days because I know there will be tons to catch up on. Who am I kidding? I'm usually never far from DM land anyway so I rarely go days....
marie: *snorts* Go ahead and go on vacation again, my DM inbox will still be full.

I speak in a strange language that includes (insertfavourite)ward, *died*, eeek and UNF.
But I wouldn't have it any other way.

Thanks for embracing me Twilight world, I heart you. Hard.

Even if you did do this to my brain.
I'm sorry but I can't remember where I found this pic originally...

P.S. Last night I reached a new low (or high? I can't decide) by dreaming about Mr Pattinson. It wasn't the kind of dream I thought I'd have of him, and it wasn't set in the bathroom of a London pub like I had hoped - but at Disneyland. He was dressed like a mad professor and looked pissed to be there, but graciously accepted my offer of a photo (Damn I'm a loser fan even in my dreams!!). He then proceeded to kiss me on the cheek for the photo I made my BF take, and was patient while I tried DESPERATELY to call marie, and failed. Then he gave me his broken cigarette lighter to throw away, and I scolded him for not saying please (as marie pointed out - pfft! as if I wouldn't have kept it and built a shrine around it!?). He apologised and said he would make it up to me over dinner tomorrow, then walked away. To top it off, the pic failed and I was so sad becuase I thought marie would not believe my story without proof *sniff*.

So dream Rob, I'll await our dinner date tonight in my sleep...

Keepin' it Short & Sweet

2010-04-26T17:12:00.000-07:00

First and foremost, I need to send out a super huge birthday wish

to a very cute, very special someone....

Happy Birthday TAT!!!!!!

Without cutie, there would be no TAT to my TIT, so

I hope you have the very best birthday possible!!

I will also willingly hand over the Burrito for your

own personal enjoyment today....all to yourself.

*grins & winks*

Now onto other business...

The Danger Magnet holds some of the best book discussions around

and tomorrow their Eclipse Book Discussion kicks off

with Annie taking on the first three chapters.

You can check out the Discussion schedule here.

You should definitely check it out and comment!

Plus, I've got chapters 10-12!

I hope to see you there each week.

Leigh: *Sneaks in to steal marie's post for a quick second*
The Eclipse discussion should be great, I can't wait to read it :)
Annnd
Happy Birthday cutie!!

Now let's all sit back, relax and enjoy the new Eclipse trailer!
I know I have....many times.

Come out, come out wherever you are...

2010-04-15T20:51:00.000-07:00

Firstly I would like to start this post by saying how freakin' fantastic technology is. Don't you agree?

Take today for instance. Today technology let me actually SPEAK to marie for the very first (and definitely not the last) time!! Those of you out there who are on the same continent as your blog bestie are verrrrrry lucky!

I giggled when she said "y'all" and even got so excited I actually knocked my computer over and may have possibly broken my speakers.. oops. In fact, technology is so wonderful it lets us know all different kinds of things about our blog. Including informing us that we have a case of the... LURKERS.

Yup, we see you there...

We're not a big blog by any means and we treasure all our followers, so this post is dedicated to enticing you to comment... if you feel like it! We aren't aiming for high traffic, we would just love to get to know those of you who stop by here on occasion. Even if it is to stare at the RobPorn. Hell, marie and I do it all the time. Why do you think we are so slow at getting posts up on this thing??

Want more encouragement? Fine. I will get on my ~~hands and~~ knees and beg for you to say hi every once and a while. Just look at marie's face, you guys being shy has left a sour taste in her mouth. At least I hope that's what it is.

We promise we won't bite....

So dear lurkers, why don't you say come out of your hidey hole and say a quick hello? Tell us a bit about yourselves, and we will formally welcome you to the Bubble! We think we will all feel better. Isn't that right Rob?

*Grins*

Love your new friends,

Leigh and marie

My Remember Me Weekend

2010-04-12T17:44:00.000-07:00

Hello, my name's marie and I thoroughly enjoy procrastinating. Ha, as if y'all haven't already noticed.

So my weekend with Ang, cutie and Tasha couldn't have been any better....well, it might have been if Mr. Tybert had joined us himself during private screenings of RM the two times we watched it.

Now I can confirm the suspicions I originally had of these three girls before I met them, which is ---->>> they all are all beyond wonderful! They're extremely smart, funny and beautiful. Plus, it felt like this wasn't the first time I had met them. It was as if we were four friends who hadn't seen each other in awhile. Fun times!

Let's see....there was a moment when we all cried our little hearts out, and this particular moment I speak of did not happen during the movie. However, we did have plenty of moments that ended with us laughing like a pack of hyenas (trust, I've got videos to prove it). I also think the girls realized I was never over-exaggerating when I type "*snort*", because I truly do snort A LOT. Seriously, my nose and throat hurt by the end of the weekend. And, incidentally, my snorting caused someone else *coughTashacough* to snort right along with me at times.

As for what I thought about Remember Me? I absolutely loved the movie. I think both Rob and Emilie played their roles very well, I actually believed them to be in love on the Big Screen. I giggled at the silliness and I cried, oh how I cried during the parts that pulled at my heartstrings.

Anyhoozle, before the 2nd trip to the movies we decided to make a stop at B&N, and that's where I came across this beauty:

I had to have it, so I bought it. The girls can confirm this, I carried this book and hugged it close throughout the day.....as if it was my 2nd child, really. It made me feel closer to Tybert. 'Nuff said.

In honor of the girls coming out to visit me, I've decided to share some of the things they themselves, or possessions of theirs taught me.

cutie aka my TAT

cutie taught me that slipper socks always rock, even if they're Easter themed.

My feet thank me for these, daily.

I learned from cutie that the Peppermint flavored tea at Starbucks is a

definite winner, especially when you're walking around B&N,

carrying said tea and a stack of six books for an hour.

Yeah, your arms tend to hurt after awhile.

cutie taught me that she stands behind her promises, because

she won't mind when you grab her hand during the

Eclipse trailer and hold it for dear life.

Most importantly, cutie taught me that she will willingly

encourage Drago's O.C.D. tendencies

by organizing all of the air fresheners he keeps stacked in

the side compartment of his truck. Yes, he collects these.

He SAYS they still smell like cherry......uhhhh, yeeaaa-no, maybe if

you scratch and sniff while holding them directly under your nose.

Tasha

I learned from Tasha that sprinkles does the body good, and this is probably

the most important lesson that has been embedded in my brain. Why?

Because Sprinkles says so, that's why.

And Sprinkles taught me that nothing can happen unless

it's stamped with a "Sprinkles Approved".

Yep.

Tasha taught me that she'll gladly lay on a bed and take a

crap-load of random pictures with you.

Sprinkles Approved.

I learned that you may not want to take Tasha with you to the movies if

you're extremely anal about watching the previews before the movie,

because the girl cannot say no to clothes and a dressing room.

Yeah, yeah, we made it in time to see the previews with

five minutes to spare....but again, I'm anal.

Ang

Ang taught me that pomegranate flavored beer is a must, seriously.

When the ice cream truck rolled by earlier, I thought about how

said beer should be sold right along with the Nestle

Drumsticks and the Orange Creamcicles.

Ang's hotel key-card taught me that it should not be placed in the same

pocket as your cell. Apparently it will no longer unlock hotel doors.

Then, sadly, you'll be stuck outside with a creepy drunk dude who

almost gets hit by a car while nodding his head

and bidding you a "Good Morning".

FYI, this happened well before midnight.

I learned from Ang that it is completely acceptable to own a laptop
that you have saved COUNTLESS RobPorn pictures on.

This laptop is like my new best friend.

Ang taught me that there are other people out there, besides me,
who wouldn't think twice about ~~molesting~~ carefully undressing Sparkleward
in the most proper way, then take pictures of him:

Ang, thank you for unknowingly letting me steal this picture.
We can attest to Sparkleward having freakishly weird hair-sprayed hair,
a very toned and sparkly torso,
and a Ken Doll nub underneath the front of his jeans.

All three girls
The three girls together taught me that even if you've never met each other
before in person, it's completely fine when you moan during certain scenes
of Remember Me or the Eclipse trailer because they won't judge....it's normal.
Now crying is an entirely different matter, especially when
someone has already read the script.
*points at Ang*
Evidently crying is not normal.

Leigh & marie Debate the Creeptastic WaxRob

2010-03-26T15:25:00.000-07:00

So I fully intended on this post being about my Remember Me

weekend with the girls, but I decided that there were more pressing

matters that needed to be discussed between Leigh and I.

You see, I came across the most bizarre picture yesterday.

And, ummmm..... WTF?

marie: Don't get me wrong, I do believe that Rob being molded into

a creepy wax figure is considered an honor, but the Rob I know does NOT

look like a sickly cancer patient..... UNLESS you consider the

blood-shot eyes that come along with all those

Heine's our darling Rob loves to drink.

I guess I need to look a little closer, since I'm

sure there's SOME resemblance to Rob.

*glances at the creeptastic picture again*

Stubble? Check.

Protruding forehead veins? Check.

Sex hair with a mind of its own? Check.

Slightly crooked nose? Check.

Chezz hairs? Check.

Amazing jaw line? Check.

Panty disintegrating smirk? CHECK, CHECK.

Leigh: *stares so closely at the screen I go cross-eyed*

I just can't put my finger on what happened here.... You're right marie,

they ticked off everything, but it's like following a recipe perfectly

and your cake is still turning out ruined - something

went wrong in the oven.

Is it possible for a wax figure to sweat? No? Then I think Rob's melting...

He has a weird sheen on his forehead and chest!

And don't worry about his eyes, you can't even see his damn eyes!

Wax figure Rob must have had a rough night.

marie: Ummm, you're right, he does seem a bit shiny.

Rob and the word "shiny" do NOT belong in the same sentence!

Leigh: Unless followed by the word volvo.

*snickers*

marie: Now I wonder if body guards are going to be hired on to protect

Rob's wax body? I'm sure the crazies will be coming out in full force

soon and who knows what kind of deranged plans they

have to violate his waxy, shiny figure....

I rest my case entirely.

Leigh: Dude, look at the creepy hand stroking his cheek! Gah!

This is bad enough but imagine what they'll do when there's not a bunch

of photographers around.... Their hands are all above the waist in this

pic - bet that doesn't last long! The Madame Tussauds people

should super glue the zipper on his pants so it's impossible

for any crazy to unzip it! Wax Rob is about

to be violated, repeatedly.

marie: At first I thought the hand in his pocket was one of the girl's,

and I was actually scanning the crowd looking for the culprit until

I realized it was his. Yeah, I'm one who jumps quickly to conclusions.

Is it just me or does it look like that chick in the back is about

to come barreling through the crowd just so she can lick his wax ear?

Leigh: I wonder if Rob's wax ear has ear wax?

*trips out*

The hands in his pocket were probably a calculated decision, just

think if they were free.... They'd probably have to replace his arm every

week with the crazies snapping them off in attempt to get

WaxRob to grope them in inappropriate places.

Imagine if he was like this:

Yep. I'm not gonna lie, I'd try to get WaxRob to smack my ass.

marie: You make a very valid point, so it's best that the wax hands

stay tucked away for safe keeping. I'm sure the snapped off hand would

would make a great souvenir for one of the crazies, they'd probably

build a shrine and surround it with candles, worshiping at the shrine

of the Wax Hand of Rob.... or something as equally creepy.

Scratch that, it doesn't get much weirder than a shrine

to Rob's fake, waxy, shiny hand.

Leigh: No it doesn't, unless someone slices off one of WaxRob's

"special freckles" * (i.e. moles) and makes a shrine to that....

Yes, I am disturbed by that thought even crossing my mind.

marie, feel free to look at me like this 0_o and wonder

why you have a blog with such a freak.

marie: *marie is unable to comment due to the

piece of chocolate she choked on while

reading Leigh's last comment*

Leigh: I'm gonna blame it on WaxRob's creepy eyes hypnotising me.

He makes me think strange things.

I say we never invite him into the Bubble again.

Deal?

marie: *snort*

I think we may have overused the word "creepy",

so I'd say it's a deal.

Too-da-loo,

Mutha Fuckaaaaaaaahs!

*clicks Publish Post and prepares to never speak of

creeptastic WaxRob ever again*

Rock Out With Your Cock Out!

2010-03-01T17:52:00.000-08:00

First of all, I've got some major issues with the evil fucktards

who have taken over fanfiction.net. These jackasses are apparently

all virgins, seeing as they complain and rant over some good lemons.

Well screw you and your virgin lovin' ways!

Some of my favorite fics were removed.

The virgins need to get laid.

And I'm pissed.

*counts backwards from ten and takes a deep breath*

3....

2....

1....

*then drifts off to my smirks and sex hair happy place*

*brain malfuctions*

What was I talking about?

I know I was heated over something.

Or was I heated over HIM?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

So, anyways, I've got some exciting news!

Amcas, Tasha, and cutie will be

joining me here in the desert the weekend

Remember Me comes out!

And someone is bringing her laptop of hotness because she loves me.

Or maybe I threatened her.

*coughAmcascough*

Also, my wonderful Drago has stated that he will

stay away as much as possible, or watch the kiddo

whenever I need him to. In my opinion?

I think he knows there will be plenty of talk

about "that guy" throughout the weekend,

so he plans on staying away to let us girls

have fun, and so he won't be tempted to roll

his eyes whenever he hears Rob's name.

*snickers*

I love that man.

My husband, I mean.

An epic blog post will come out of this trip.

Fun times?

Yes!

Crazy Shenanigans?

Hell yes!

Pictures of said fun times and crazy shenanigans?

Hell to the yes!

Oh, and speaking of pictures!

I've got some new P.E. pics that I must share:

P.E. wanted some rug love, too.

P.E.: That's right, bitches!

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!

*grumbles*

Damn it, my arm is plastic and not food, you stupid cock.

marie: Apparently I enjoy typing the word cock...

Cock, cock, cock, COCK!

And I'm also talking to myself.

P.E.: *shakes head, embarrassed*

marie: Oh shut it, at least I don't have my arm

stuck in a ceramic cock.

Rob's Girl is going to kill me, but this is what happens

when she throws on my son's Bumblebee helmet while

I'm intoxicated, and toting a camera and two P.E.'s.

Ohhhh yeaaah, this shizz is post-worthy:

To be fair, I guess I'll share an equally incriminating
drunk photo from the same night, and you'll
learn two new random facts about me:

Alcohol + me = squinty-eyed pictures....clearly.
And not to mention the P.E. stuffed in my

shirt that I had forgotten all about. He

was ridin' happy for a few hours.

Fun times.

Too-da-loo,
Muthah Fuckaaaaaaaahs!

So Rob Wants To Man Up?

2010-02-24T13:33:00.000-08:00

Ok so the letter thing isn't new, but it hasn't been done by us yet!
An open letter to Rob With some helpful tips from marie and myself :)

Dear Rob,
Rumor has it that apparently you agreed to do the Details shoot and interview because it would give you a rep with the guys and some sick street cred? Well maybe your manager didn't quite explain it like that, but basically you wanted to shed that sparkly, peacoat and bouffant wearing, ladies man image Twilight has so generously thrown upon you.

We don't care WHY you did it, but we are almighty thankful you did.
*drools all over the keyboard*

*marie hugs her Details magazine tightly to herself, mumbling*
Mine, mine, mine, mine, aaaaaallll mine.

Seeing as you weren't entirely pleased with this photoshoot, we put our heads together and came up with some other ideas to make you more of a manly man or in some good ol' Aussie slang "more of a bloke's bloke".

Give Rob his balls back idea #1:

Film an episode of Top Gear (Americans: What is this show you speak of? The rest of the world: only the most watched show ever) where you take on the infamous track. Oh how I would love to see you all strapped into a "moderately priced car" (if they were clever, this would be a Volvo) with a screencam zipping around that track, skidding and sliding your way to the finish line.Then you sit down with the boys and have a chat before they post your time at the top of the leader board thereby giving women around the world a reason to tune in each week.

For those of you who have never seen Top Gear *still shocked* here is a short clip about their new season:

Give Rob his balls back idea #2:

How about you make a sweet cameo in an episode on Entourage?

Guys love it and everyone's done it.... maybe you could be super smexy in a club or stealing Vince's girl or something?!

Yeah! Vinnie Chase's entourage could have a run in with the Brit Pack! Turtle and Drama could get all up in TomStu's face but your entourage wouldn't care because they are old sneaker wearing, clothes sharing, plaid loving hobo hotties strumming guitars. And it could all go down at In'N'Out.

Get your people to contact Mark Wahlberg's people STAT!

Did Turtle give you some of his "stash" before this pic was taken Rob??

Give Rob his balls back idea #3:

Perhaps you could star in an ad campaign like Kellan did?

Don't get us wrong, we love you just the way you are but an underwear campaign probably isn't your thing...

Now, if you were the face of Heineken think of the perks you'd get, AND guys would see you as a beer drinker with good taste.

Green has never looked sexier...

Give Rob his balls back idea #4:

We all know you've done photo shoots for magazines such as the Details magazine photos above, or for magazines like Vanity Fair, and we believe you looked phenomenal in them. But if you wanted to make a healthier approach and appeal to more of a 'bloke's bloke', why not take the same route that Tay Tay did and make an appearance
on the cover of Men's Heath?

Don't give us that look, Rob. We know asking you to be in Men's Health is a long stretch since you'd have to cut waaaay back on the cigs and Heines, and that doesn't mean drinking Heineken Lights instead.

Oh no, I've just had a thought.... I'm not sure that any
of these ideas are going to work, Rob.

I don't think Top Gear would ever happen given your confessions of being a terrible driver and not remebering where you left your "clown car" after dumping it in L.A. for six months.

And Entourage probably wouldn't work either seeing as you don't really like L.A., and are about the most anti-Hollywood celeb out there.

The ad campaign could work, but the guys might laugh at your accent so you will need to be voice dubbed.

And the Men's Health magazine cover wouldn't suit you since you seem

to enjoy those cheesebuhgahs, the nights of drinking it up all night long, and puffin' it up on those cigs that always seem to be sticking out of your pocket.

On second thoughts Rob, you better just stick to playboying it up with models in magazines.

UNLESS.....

Give Rob his balls back idea #5:

You released a sex tape!

It worked for Tommy Lee & that dude who spent (more than) one night in Paris? Something tells me your female fans wouldn't object to this being "accidentally" leaked...

need a co-star??

Hit us up with your feedback, we'll be waiting!

Hearts,

Leigh & marie

A Valentine's Day Rant

2010-02-14T15:56:00.000-08:00

So I'm just going to come right out and say it,

I think today is a little over-rated.

*shrugs*

That's just how I feel.

Mostly because my Anniversary is a few days before

Valentine's Day, and because I remember feeling like a loser

as I walked around my high school since I

was one of the few who wasn't carrying around

a vase of flowers.

Feeling a little bitter?

Why, yes.

I do believe I am.

Unless, this could be my Valentine's Day gift....

Or any other Holiday, for that matter.

The other day I had a thought,

a thought that came to me as I watched funny man

Jimmy Fallon in this video:

Fucking funny, no?

You see, Mr. Fallon so brilliantly pointed out the thorns on the roses,

and all I could think of was, "Hmm.... thankfully Edward never gave Bella

roses, because the boy would have been asking for another episode

of the paper cut."

To continue my rant on this particular day, I've also decided

that I'm bored with the same Valentine's Day gifts that people

waste their money on each year: Flowers....candy....blah, blah, blah.

And myself, I always have a difficult time finding a gift

for Drago. So I got to thinking about it, and I thought why not

give our men gifts that us Twilight fans would appreciate.

Would said men appreciate it?

Probably not, but it might get them

what they really want on V-Day.

*wink*

Gift number one comes from the mind of EtomyB, who is a genius:

Sure sure, I know not all of you Twilight fans like Rob.

But Leigh and I do.

And this is our Bubble.

And we'd like a little Hot Pocket scent doused on

our men for obvious reasons.

Leigh: Plus, the bottle is Rob's shirt - complete with mismatched buttons.

It's like a little bottle of sex sitting on your dresser.

And gift number two... well, I wouldn't necessarily call

it a gift, unless it's one of those nights that you'll be

making your man sleep out on the couch.

Oh, we all have been there.

And look on the bright side, gifts don't get any cheaper than that.
Leigh: *Snort* He is so brooding in this pic. It probably matches the expression of the man wearing it perfectly!

If your man is opposed to having the above placed on his head, why not take a more subtle approach?
You could purchase some items of clothing to help transform your own personal Edward. Popular choices include a plaid shirt, a charcoal t-shirt and the more obvious, grey peacoat.
My personal favourite is this:

To him it looks like an innocent dressing gown, but to you it's SO much more:

Before I close out, I have a little message for Leigh:

Enjoy all those Eclipse spoilers today, you spoiler whore.

*wink*
Leigh: Can not be contacted at this time, she is currently passed out in an Edward and Bella induced coma.

Twilight vs. The Hangover

2010-01-26T22:24:00.000-08:00

So, here's the deal. Marie and I are kinda obsessed with a movie.

A movie that does not involve sparkly, pretty vampires (shock horror!?)

Yep, it's The Hangover, you've probably seen it? I hope you have

because this post is going to mean diddly squat if you haven't!

marie: *whispers over Leigh's shoulder*

The Hangover rocks my socks off. True story.

Aaannnnd, I'm baaaaaack.... Well, sorta. The in-laws are coming

in for a week on Friday, and I actually like my in-laws.

I know, it's shocking. Anyhoo, sorry for the interruption.

Carry on, Leigh, Carry on.....

Leigh: *gives marie a quick high-five for being back*

We thought it was high time we had some funnies on here, and what

better way to do it then take a movie that's not about sparkly,

pretty vampires and make it ALL about them.

Inspired by the hilarity that is Twilight vs. Mean Girls (you can google it),

Our Twilight Bubble brings you.....

Twilight vs. The Hangover

Sam: You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner.

I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.

But then Jacob's 'tribal-tattoo-that-was-never-mentioned-in-the-book'

appeared. I knew he was one of my own.

And my wolf pack, it grew by one.

So there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the wolf pack

and then Jacob joined in later. And six months ago, when Jacob
introduced me to you guys I thought, wait a second, could it be?
And now I know for sure that I just added two guys to my wolf pack.

Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in

Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine.

Because we love this quote and we love Alan with all

of his fluffiness, here's a little beardy Rob:

And lastly, I must add this because Alan rocks...

*grabs Leigh and sings*

We are the three best friends that anyone could have.

And we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other.

Leigh's New Years Eve with Pocket Edward

2010-01-19T14:27:00.000-08:00

I must begin this post with a HUGE THANK YOU to my bloggy bestie marie for the amazingness that is my surprise birthday post! I loves you. Also a big thank you to Ang from Why Not who delivered my favourite DrunkRob all schmexy and deliciously buzzed - with my bra in hand (erm, mouth?).

My birthday presents from marie didn't stop there, no I got a real present. Like a real life one. That I can touch!! Annd no I don't mean this:

She sent me my very own pocket Edward!

Yep, my first piece of twi-merchandise (actually my first two because I got New Moon bracelets as well!). I vowed to always take him with me and so he went, tucked away into my other birthday present from the man...

*Sigh* I love my P.E, and this bag. I love my P.E. in this bag.

This New Years a group of my girlfriends decided we were going to get away. No boyfriends allowed... except the plastic pocket sized ones. Of course P.E. tagged along and had a rather big night. You guys never warned me P.E.'s can drink so much?!

We played beer pong, P.E. took a liking to the Midori... I think it's because it's green, and even got into the spirit with a party hat!

In honour of marie and her drunk antics a friend and myself decided it was time to climb a tree:

Annnd I'm not gonna lie, I took this last one because it reminded me of Robward climbing the trees in Twilight. It totally does right?!

After all the tree climbing my friend and I realised we were the only two left standing (and P.E. but he can't really sit down...) We went investigating and found that the others had partied a little too hard...

Normally if you pass out in my presence I draw phallic symbols all over your face. But I didn't bring my sharpie this time so attacking them in their sleep with P.E. would have to do.

Who would have thought he likes to be the big spoon?!

Right after these pictures were taken, something terrible happened to P.E.

He lost an important part of his body. No gutter dwellers, it's not what you think... although I was a little disappointed he doesn't come with a 'Ken like' bulge in some boxer briefs. Just sayin'.

Bubble babes, I will fill you in on what went missing in the next installment of P.E. down under!

Happy Birthday marie!

2010-01-11T00:01:00.000-08:00

Today is the beautiful marie's birthday!!
To celebrate I have compiled a little song
(hidden talent you guys never knew about *winks*)
*clears throat*
It's titled, 'marie's Favorite Things'
*Rob starts playing guitar*

Raindrops on WetRob and Gucci on SuitRob
Bright copper hair on a pale brooding VampRob
Brown beer in bottles, tying Rob up with handcuffs strings
These are a few of marie's favorite things...

Cream...

sorry my mind got stuck in FanFiction

Where Sweetward and Darkward distract from the kitchen

Don't forget Tattward hailing from clipped wings

These are a few of marie's favorite things...

Girls in a yellow porsche that never crashes

Snowflakes that stay on SnowRob's nose and eyelashes
Silver white knit hats she'll wear during springs
These are a few of marie's favorite things....

When the vamp bites

When the P.E. stings

When you're the birthday bob
I simply remember your favorite things
and wish you a kiss from Rob....

Hehehe so 'birthday bob' doesn't mean anything... I just needed something to rhyme with Rob and it wouldn't have been very nice to call you a knob on your birthday!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I wanted to give you all of these things on your special day.

I wish you the most fantastic birthday with your family all together,

may it be a day filled with presents and laughs and a night

so good you can't remember it tomorrow :)

A Goodbye of Sorts.... For Now

2010-01-07T21:26:00.000-08:00

Before I get down to business,

cutie from SSTB asked me to help her with this post,

which gives some pointers to all of you fanfic newbies.

*stunned into silence*

I haven't met a newcomer to the fic world in MONTHS.

*coughPoptartcough*

Whether you're a fanfic newbie or a veteran looking

for something new to read, check it out.

I guarantee you we've rec'd some good fics because

my TAT (cutie) and I would never lead you astray, that's why.

I know I've been neglecting The Bubble lately.

And, well, I will continue to neglect it for the next week or two,

because my DRAGO is coming home!!

I will miss y'all... Well, not really.

I've only seen him two weeks out of the

past year, so who could blame me?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Their plane comes in Friday evening, and let me tell ya,

a Military homecoming is an amazing experience one

never forgets. There's not a dry eye in the house.

I got a very important phone call as I was getting ready to publish this post,

a call which informed me that their flight won't be coming in till

Saturday evening because of "issues with the plane".

*sigh*

We've been separated this long so what's another 24 hours, right?

Never fear, my fellow Twi-hards!!

I shall return.

Until then, I'll leave you with Rob....

he'll gladly keep you company.

2010: The Year of Midnight Sun, Eliminating Crazies, and... Playgirl?

2009-12-30T17:10:00.000-08:00

As we say goodbye to another year and a big Rob style "hullo" to a brand

new decade, marie and I would like to share with you some

hopes and wishes we have for 2010.

Leigh: I hope the leg hitch and the proposal in Eclipse are

adapted perfectly to film.

*begs David Slade*

Please, please, please don't screw those moments up

or I will throw a Chuck Taylor at your head.

marie: My darling Stephenie Meyer, I would give my left arm if you

finished Midnight Sun before the end of 2010, I'm totally

serious. I heard left arms with a P.E. in hand are

all the rage in the black market.

Plus, I guarantee a scene similar to this one would be

included in the movie:

Hearing Edward's actual thoughts on the boob

grabbing would be quite interesting.

Leigh: I know this sounds shocking coming from a spoiler whore....

but I hope there are not as many Eclipse spoilers as there were

for New Moon. I'll still watch all of them because I have no

self-restraint, however I would still like the majority of the

movie to be a surprise for spoiler whores

and twi-pure's alike.

marie: I hope that whoever is chosen to direct Breaking Dawn feels

the movie should be rated R and bring our older, somewhat

more mature, Twi-hard imaginations to the big screen.

Leigh: I wish for the New Moon DVD commentary to be just as awesome

as the Twilight commentary. I have a feeling we will gain some new

gems to treasure and call our own just like "cheesburgahs" and

"gahden burgahs"... without the creepy cougar comments.

Unless Chris Weitz has been holding out on us?

marie: For all of you crazies who think it's cool to disrespect one of the

cast members by physically grabbing them on the street against their

will, please rethink your psychotic tendencies in 2010. It's dumb asses

like you that give us Twilight fans a bad name. Please, please listen

to my advice in the New Year, otherwise this will be me:

Leigh: Please let 2010 be the year Rob decides to pose for Playgirl...

He's already got the bearskin run and the pose down....

just a little more skin.

marie: Uhhh... I've got nothing after that last.

Yep.
*left speechless*

Looking back on the year of 2009, it was filled with many hours sitting in front of the computer screen watching countless interviews with Rob and the rest of the Twilight cast, Twittering it up with some fantastical people, and panting over many different stories in the world of fanfiction. So 2010, you better be ready to bring it and make it one helluva year!!

Happy Birthday Leigh!

2009-12-25T08:38:00.000-08:00

Today is Leigh's Birthday, or it is in Australia anyway.

Technically, her Birthday really isn't until tomorrow here in the States.

These different timezones are weird.

Whatevs, I'm just rambling and none of that matters.

So I came up with the brilliant idea of surprising Leigh with this post,

and I wanted to give her Ang from Why Not for her Birthday.

Well, not literally, but we all know that Ang is the

Queen that overseas the land of RobPorn.

I needed DrunkRob, which is Leigh's favorite, so Ang came to the rescue.

Let me tell ya, the Queen did not disappoint.

Happy Birthday Leigh!!!

Heines and Leigh.... what more could Rob ask for?

Isn't that sweet, Leigh? He's willing to share

his beloved beer with you.

Uhhh... Leigh, did you slip Rob a roofie?

Because I could swear the boy could articulate

a complete sentence just a few moments ago.

My mistake, he seems more than ready to

get started with your Birthday celebration.

You get him, girl!! He seems pleasantly surprised by all of your kisses...

Or, maybe he's just happy because he's drunk and is now

seeing two Leigh's instead of one.

Even Rob couldn't say no

to a manage toi.

Leigh, how did you get Rob on his back so quickly?

On second thought, I don't wanna know.

I think this is my cue to leave and let you and Rob

enjoy some alone time.

*giggles & dashes out of the Bubble*

*peeks in the Bubble*

Is it safe for me to come back now, Leigh?

You two crazy kids decent?

Ok, good.

Damn, does that boy ever stop drinking?

Well Leigh, I hope you enjoyed your "Good Times" with Rob....

I don't hear him complaining at all.

*wink*

My dearest Leigh, I hope you have a Birthday full of Tequila shots,

gifts aplenty, and dirty DrunkRob thoughts.

*whispers*

Wish I could give you the real deal, so this will have to do.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

And a big thanks to Ang for supplying me with the Rob pics I needed.

I heart you like, whoa.

One last thing, for my fellow Americans:

The Night Before Christmas

2009-12-23T22:29:00.000-08:00

Leigh and I wanted to wish y'all a Merry Christmas with our

own little version of The Night Before Christmas:

Not really, those are Santa's words, not ours.

We hope everyone has a Christmas filled with the
candy canes that Bella isn't willing to taste.
*wink*
Just kidding.
Maybe.

International Talk With a Fake British Accent Day

2009-12-17T03:33:00.000-08:00

Ladies and well, most probably Ladies, marie and I are pleased
to inform you that today, December 17 is
International Talk With a Fake British Accent Day.
Don't believe me?
Check out their offical Facebook page.

This very prestigious day *snort* got us thinking,
not unusually, about the one and only Mr. Robert Thomas Pattinson.
(I used his full name because it sounds bloody British).

We decided that pretty much everything sounds better ~~coming from Rob~~
with a British accent... unless of course you're Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, or this guy:

After we got done swooning, we had a lightbulb moment...

What if Edward Cullen was British?

Not that we don't love Robward's James Dean accent, but just
imagine if our favourite vamp had a little blue blood flowing through his veins. (Yes, I realise vampires technically don't have blood and veins... apart from one *cough* certain place, clearly. Am I right Ms. Meyer? *winks*)
*cue the Rob impersonations*

Now that Leigh and I have both made an attempt to speak with a British accent and have concluded we sound nothing like Rob, but more like Hugh Grant. *pouts* We have decided to let the REAL Brits show us how it's done with this funny interview, in which Rob talks about pissing in a cup:

Merry Christmas, loves! *Leigh and marie wish they were celebrities standing under the mistletoe*:

Meet marie's Drago

2009-12-14T18:21:00.000-08:00

*marie rushes into the bubble*

Geez, I've left poor Leigh here all alone.....

Well, technically not since she's had Mr. P here to keep her company.

*giggles*

Anyhoo, I have been ~~such a busy bee~~ a lazy bum hiding out on my couch reading a certain fic. And would you like to know which fic has had me neglecting my blogging duties, RL duties, and any other

important duties that need to be done?

*yells very loudly*

EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION!!!

Oh, have you heard of it?

*snorts*

Thought so, since I'm pretty much the last person on earth to read it.

Anyway, this post is in a way dedicated to my husband. He understands and excepts my Twi-obsession, in fact, he feeds this obsession by buying me Twi-merch, and encourages me to read the books and see the movies:

All bought for me by my lovely husband.

There's even an Edward Cullen poster and a Mr. P poster added in there, and when I asked him where I could hang those two, he said,

"You can hang them in the laundry room."

*rolls eyes*

When he knows damn well there isn't even enough wall space to hang one poster in there, let alone two. Oh well, at least I was able to hang my New Moon poster in the dining room and my Twilight poster in the bedroom.

He may *coughunderstandablycough* think I'm crazy sometimes, but he still loves me nonetheless. He even grins and bears it through my ramblings over Mr. P, how could I not love that man???

I'll give you a few random facts about the man who's crazy

enough to spend the rest of his life with me:

Some of my bloggy friends know I call my husband Drago,

this is who a lot of people say he resembles:

Yeah, that's Ivan Drago from Rocky IV.

And no, my husband is not Russian.

But people do get a kick out of saying "I must break you" to him,

which makes him slightly peeved.....which makes me laugh.

Sorry Tay-tay, but my Drago can put your arms to shame:

Just sayin'.

The wonderful man above will be returning home from Iraq FOR GOOD in a few weeks, at which time I will be nonexistent here in the bubble for a week or two. Of course I'll miss everyone, but there will be some important business I must attend to. IFYOUKNOWWHATI'MSAYIN.

*wink*

30 Followers and Counting

2009-12-10T14:33:00.000-08:00

Helllloooo Bubble Babes,

This is a little celebratory post as the bubble reaches 30 followers!

*Blows kisses to all of you in the follower box*

Now we know this isn't much compared to you long time blogs,

but we lovers all of you so much for helping us reach this small milestone!

We've been telling everybody how excited we are...

Rob: Whaaa the bubble has 30 followers?

Leigh and marie: Yep, that's right! Aren't they
the prettiest followers around?

Rob: *Tilts head to look at all of you lovelies*

Huh! Look at that, they are a beautiful bunch...

Can I be a part of the bubble too?

Leigh and marie: *Suddenly embarrassed by the

mass of RobPorn adorning the bubble*

Uhhhh, of course...

Rob: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Leigh and marie: That is if it's OK with our followers...

*Watches all of you nodding your heads like crazy*

Good news Rob, they said we can keep you!!

Make yourself at home!

Uhmm....Rob??

*pokes him*

Hmm, guess you already have.

*whispers so as not to wake the sleepy Mr.P*

Thank you amazing followers, we truly adore your

comments, confessions and laughs.

Stick around... we gotta whole lot more to say!

Show Some Respect & Fuck Off, Evil Paps!

2009-12-07T14:00:00.000-08:00

Leigh and I talked about doing a post that shows our full support

for the movement Thinking of Rob started a few days ago.

(Click on the banner to read all about it,

and see the hundreds of pics fans sent in to show their support.)

We, however, are a little late in joining the movement, just like

another lovely blogger we know.

*coughcutiecough*

Anyhow, back in the beginning of my blog-hopping days, I never thought twice about pap pics. But ever since New Moon began filming months ago, I noticed there were many pictures that were taken of the Twilight cast, all of which I considered to be a true invasion on their privacy. Of course Rob and Kristen have been disrespected to no end, but the other cast members have had cameras shoved in their faces, too. Us Twi-hards are a strong force to be reckoned with, and one could only hope that by all of us showing our support for ToR's movement, something CAN and WILL be done.

Some of our Bloggy friends who've shown their support:

Why Not?

Super Secret Twilight Blog

Eyes of Amber

Robmusement

Twitarded

These are just a few, I know there are countless

others who have joined in.

Leigh, Rob's Girl, and myself took our pictures to show our support:

"He doesn't want this, neither do we."

Evil Paparazzi, do the entire Twi-fandom a favor and

respect the casts' privacy.

Oh, and fuck off while you're at.

Thanks,

Our Twilight Bubble

Rob....The Big, Bad Snowman

2009-12-05T20:11:00.000-08:00

Those of you that follow me on Twitter may know I recently talked about

the snowfall we had in the area where I live. And let me tell ya, it was a shocker.

Firstly, I live in the desert. We may see snow here once every few years.

And second, if we're lucky, the snow sticks to the ground for AT LEAST two hours.

Not this time around. Oh, no. My snow covered yard was a site

to behold for a straight 24 hours.

It was truly magical.

And where does Rob come into all of this?

*giggles*

I was having the most hysterical conversation on Twitter with

my Bill from Today I Feel Infinite while it was snowing outside, and she

suggested I should make a Rob Snowman.

This conversation also included me using two carrots,

and we wondered if one of these carrots would be big enough...

*clears throat*

Anyway, that's another blog post entirely.

So the following morning after I woke up and had my coffee, I

called my next door neighbor who also happens to be my best friend.

We'll call her Rob's Girl.

Her husband's name is Rob,

so don't go thinkin' she's some uber, creeper fan.
*wink*

Our short phone conversation started out a little something like this:

marie: *overly excited voice*

HEY!!
What are you doing?!

Rob's Girl: Uhhhh.....

Nothing, just watching my Soaps.

You?

marie: Nothin'!

I was wondering, do you want to make a snowman

before all the snow melts?

*bites lip as I anxiously wait all of 1.5 seconds for her answer*

Rob's Girl: Sure!

marie: K! Uhm, do you have a flannel shirt?

Rob's Girl: Yes.

marie: Do you have a black beanie hat?

Rob's Girl: Yes.
*hears Rob's Girl giggle after she put two and two together*

marie: I'll be there in five minutes!

*click*

After rummaging through closets, drawers and my purse to
to collect P.E., we had every prop necessary to
make the utmost perfect snowman:

Note the pack of cigs in the right pocket....

As I've said, every prop necessary.

Do you also see the large wet spot above my right thigh?

I'm sure you do, how could you miss it?

Our plan was to make this SnowRob as hard as possible,

(that's what she said)

so it wouldn't melt as fast.

Unfortunately, our so-called genius plan made these gigantic snowballs

weigh a fucking ton. It took Rob's Girl, her son and myself, along

with my leg, to lift and prop the middle portion up on top of

the base of our glorious SnowRob.

Oh well, it was worth it because Rob's Girl and I

spent an entire hour laughing at this:

While cars drove by, I might add.

You want to know the best part?
Seeing all the middle school and high school girls
gawking once their bus dropped them
off across the street..... totally fucking priceless.

Confessing Our Twi-Sins

2009-12-02T12:35:00.000-08:00

Leigh came up with the brilliant idea of confessing something

embarrassing that each of us have done.

There was a catch, however, and would you like to know what it was?

Said confession has to be an embarrassing act that you have done which

is directly related to Twilight. Uhm, yeah, I've done plenty of embarrassing

things in the name of Twilight, and I'm not exactly.... er, proud of them all.

But trust me, Leigh can be rather convincing, so here we are.....

confessing our Twi-Sins:

*snickers*

I decided to make y'all wait a little longer before we confess.

Yeah, yeah, I know you're anxious and want to
read all about our embarrassment,

but trust me when I say you'll want to hear us out first.

*winks*

This will not be the only post in which we confess our Twi-Sins.

Yes, you heard me right.

Because we have decided to make this a monthly post.

Why, you ask?

Haven't I already admitted to having more Twi-related secrets?

And, I'm more than positive that you have a dirty little

Twi-related secret of your own.........

You've just nodded your head at the screen, haven't you?

*smirks*

Thought so.

With that said, here are our first two Twi-Sin confessions:

Leigh's Twi-Sin confession:

OK, confession time.

*stands on a chair in the middle of the bubble*

Dear readers, I must confess to you that I am
a relative latecomer to Twilight.

I lost my Twi-Virginity in February of this year.

*hangs fangirl head in shame*

As I've told marie - much to her dismay - I was all "Edward who?"

when Twilight came out.

It's true, I lived in a world where I had no particular attachment to the

name Edward, and did not feel the need to know what the man who

played him used his microwave for.

Alas, this is not my whole confession.....

See this picture?

It may look innocent enough, right?
You may say, sure she's been "Robified" and that's ok,
she's just channeling the plaid love-Gods.
*sighs*
No, in fact this picture was taken July 24, 2008, before I was even
aware of a plaid loving Mr. Pattinson or sparkly
vampires for that matter.
But the KILLER part is this picture was taken in San Diego.
On July 24, 2008.
As I ignored the black and yellow flags that adorned every street.

That's right Twi-hards, I was strolling around totally fangirling over
the Shamu show on THEVERYDAY the gates of hell
erupted on the Twilight gang at Comic-Con.

Once I came to after banging my head against the wall when I made
the connection months later, I vowed to never reveal my foolhardy
mistake to anyone. But something today has compelled
me to share this with you.

*checks to see if anyone is still here*
PHEW!
That feels good to get off of my chest.

Oh, and the worst part?
Shamu sucked.

marie's Twi-Sin confession:

This was not my idea, it was hers.
*points at Leigh*
But I love her, so I'll go along with it.
I might as well confess.....
This is so embarrassing.....

So there we were, after a plentiful amount of tequila and beer,
Rob's girl (my bff) and I decided to climb a colossal tree while
toting two P.E.'s. Yeah, you heard me right,
I CLIMBED AN 'I-WAS-PLANTED-DURING-BIBLICAL-TIMES' TREE.
We thought taking pictures of P.E. in a tree would be fun,
and somehow bring us closer to Robward.....
Tell that to the knee I scraped through my jeans while
climbing back down the tree.
Blame it on the alcohol.

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah, his pants, er.....bottom fell off
once we climbed up the tree.
It took us ten minutes using only the light from our cell
phones to find it, or them.
And apparently our P.E.'s enjoy throwing the F-bomb out
there while speaking to one another.
Blame it on the alcohol.

Check out my super cool night vision camera.

*snort*

Not really, I wasn't wearing any makeup.

Thank God for photobucket......

Blame it on the alcohol.

We've climbed the same tree twice since then.

Apparently we have a grand time amongst

the leaves with P.E. and a camera.

Blame it on the alcohol.

We must thank cutie for editing,

and sharing a few good laughs with us.

Now it's your turn.

Go on and leave us a comment,

telling us some ridiculous

Twi-Sin story of your own.

We promise we won't laugh.....

Much.

Welcome to the New & Improved Twilight Bubble!

2009-12-01T15:38:00.000-08:00

As marie would say, do y'all like it?

marie: *snort*

It's got apples and wings!

And look at the banner....

Now look at this:

Do you see what we did there? Do you??

We absolutely adore it, and of course all the credit

goes to the amazing Mrs. Vanquish!

She was even kind enough to make a button that

matches our layout perfectly:

When marie discovered Mrs. V's Twispired Blog Designs,

she knew the Dark Angels layout would be perfect for our blog!

Mrs. V worked her magic to make us the best looking

bubble we could ever imagine....

*sighs*

It truly feels like home.

Plus, we have all our friends in the new banner

joining us.... apart from Edward and Bella,

they seem to be, uhhhhh.... distracted.

Oh well, we've got you guys to

entertain us, right?

Thank you Mrs. V, you are the bestest layout designer ever!

Love,

marie and Leigh

An Aussie and American go to the (New) Moon Part Deux

2009-11-28T09:38:00.000-08:00

***Move Spoilers***

Part Two: marie

Because I've read plenty of great New Moon movie reviews,
I've decided to not breakdown the entire movie.
Instead, I've decided to share some of what I experienced before and during the movie.
Well, maybe I'll add in a few of my likes and dislikes.
*winks*

I find it impossible to explain the excitement I had the entire
week leading up to this.....

Oh yes, I was very excited indeed.
I had been waiting to see this movie for an entire year,
so I was quite fidgety and couldn't sit down for long periods of time.
Hell, I even had trouble sleeping.

P.E. helped with my preparations for the big night....

Cutie over at SSTB came up with this idea.
Stash a roll of duct tape in your purse and you're good to go.

Yep, completely excited....

*takes a second look*
Okay, maybe I was.
But my shirt says, "Vampire Girl".
I was proud of that shiznit.

Almost everyone I know had a great experience on opening night.
Unfortunately, my friends and I can't check ourselves off on the
'I Wasn't Annoyed by any Young Fangirls' list.
It was quite the opposite, we even had girls screaming for hours as they
played the Twilight Board Game while we all waited in line.
We got there at 4:45 and were not seated in the theater until shortly after 9.....

Their screaming made it four of the longest hours of my life.

One good thing did happen though, something that I've never done before.
I talked to three good bloggy/Twitter friends on the phone.

The first person I talked to was Ang from Why Not?
She is unbelievably funny, and she helped keep my mind off of
the screaming crazies sitting behind me.
For this I am truly grateful.

The next two people I spoke to were seeing the movie together.
I talked to @Memory_Jean first, who was very sweet.
Although, she might not consider me a friend for much longer
if I don't move to Dallas soon.
*shakes head*

Then I talked to cutie, and our conversations started out a little something like this:
cutie: TIT?
marie: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!
Yeah, I kinda screamed in her ear.
Good times.

Finally the time came for us to be seated.....
I felt relieved to be far, faaaaaaaar away from the irritating screamers.
*snort*
Do you think I was that lucky?
No.

I honestly think I watched the movie with
the LOUDEST group of girls.....anywhere.
Especially the older woman that was sitting to my right.
Every time Jacob came on the screen I'd hear her say things like:
"Mmmm hmmm, that's my sexy man."
or
"Mmmm hmmm, just look at that body."
I kid you not, 'Mmmm hmmm' was at the beginning
of every sentence of hers.
I contemplated pelting pieces of ice at the back of her head,
but the chick was big.....and she scared me.

Overall, I still enjoyed the movie.
I loved it!
Here are a few things about the movie I liked and disliked:

1. Edward and Bella

Kristen Stewart did a much better job portraying Bella than she did in Twilight.
I felt her pain after Edward left, especially during the
scenes where she's screaming in her bed.

Unfortunately, I wasn't satisfied with Robert Pattinson's performance
this time around. I felt he lacked emotion..... almost as if he
wasn't completely into the role of Edward.
This was disappointing,
to say the least.

2. The Volturi

LOVED Michael Sheen as Aro, because he truly made you
believe that Aro was bat shit crazy.
Caius and Marcus who?
Michael Sheen stole the show, in my opinion.

3. Jane

Dakota Fanning was creepy as Jane, she's got that
role in the bag for sure.

4. And lastly, my thoughts on Jacob Black.

I couldn't have been happier with Taylor Lautner's
performance as Jacob Black.
It's no secret that I'm Team Edward, but I kinda fell in love with Jacob.
I think it's because Movie-Jacob was so much more likable than Book-Jacob.
My heart broke for him during more than one scene in the movie.

There are so many more likes and dislikes of mine, but these
are a few that I wanted to share.
What were your favorites?
What did you not like about the movie?
Did anyone else, besides me, have any crazy fangirl encounters?

Before I close out, I need to thank cutie for
correcting any of my errors.
*hugs TAT*
Thank you!

An Aussie and American go to the (New) Moon

2009-11-22T17:33:00.000-08:00

***Movie Spoilers***

Part One: Leigh

Firstly, I would like to say that right now I am practically bouncing off the walls. It's currently 7am on the 19th and I watched New Moon at midnight... I've just called my boss to say I'm not coming in today because I have the stomach flu. I already used the 'I stared at a Robward pic and swear I'm now pregnant' excuse last week.

I am DYING to tell you all everything about the movie and discuss our favourite parts, but most of you have a good 40 hours before you see it!

So I am going to take it out here and by the time you read this you would have hopefully seen it. Multiple times.

Update: YAY! It's released everywhere and marie and I gave you all of the weekend to check it out, so don't get your knickers in a knot if there's spoilers ahead. You've been warned

*smiles sweetly*

10 Things I discovered while watching New Moon

1. I have the worst timing.

After a lengthy discussion at dinner before the movie surrounding "how much can we drink before so we won't have to leave the theatre to pee?" I discovered the predicted two drinks is total FAIL. I missed the first 30 seconds of New Moon sprinting back from the bathroom and faceplanting it UP the stairs. ACK!

2. Pretending to be wearing an Edward shirt is not as much fun as actually wearing one.
While my three best twihards (and dates for the night) adore all things Twilight and are daily robsessed addicts... the world of Twitter, twi merchandise and my secret double life as a newbie blogger is not on their radar. So instead of being asked to sit in a different theatre, I opted for subtle visual fangirling in the form of my Alice gold ballet flats. Although I won't admit that's why I bought them in person if you asked me...

Perfect for climbing down large tree branches into kitchens and reclining in fancy dancy seats at the cinema.

3. Seeing Rob on the big screen for the first time ever gave me the sudden urge to bolt out of my seat and attack the giant screen with my tongue. I blame marie for putting this screen licker thought in my head from the beginning *winks*. Oh, this was after the fact I had to consciously tell myself to breathe whenever Rob appeared. I think I almost turned blue during the break up scene.

4. Team Edward and Team Jacob can get along...

Showing solidarity for people around the world, Team Jacob (friend one) and myself attempt to calm each other down.

5. My fellow Aussie fangirls do me proud!
There was surprisingly no need for me to act on the STFU policy because everyone was so well behaved. Of course there was cheering when Edward and Jacob appeared... but I can let that slide.

6. I don't have to feel guilty for admitting Taylor was pretty amazing as Jacob.

Don't get me wrong, I am Team Edward through and through, but even I gasped when Taylor's shirt came off. Plus, he's not technically jailbait here...seeing as our legal age is 16.

*Goes back into mah creepy hole*

7. Chris Weitz and I should get married. I love how he thinks and the amount of humour he threw into the movie was a delightful surprise. Face Punch? Jessica and Bella's interaction? The elevator scene? Random geniusness, in my opinion.

8. I can't watch the wolf version of Jacob without picturing Renesmee on his back.

Is that weird? I think it is.
Perhaps not as weird as this picture...

9. Jacksper has one damn fine accent!!
I gasped outloud during the vote scene. I mean where the hell did that twang come from?? Blow me over and knock me dead if that's what Eclipse is going to be full of. I may just switch to Team Mood Manipulator. Shh don't tell Edward!

10. If New Moon is ten times better than Twilight, then we are in for one heck of an awesome saga ahead!!
Unless of course it is going to be like this: Then someone will need to hand me a bucket.

Stay tuned for what happened when marie went to the (New) Moon.
Apparently it involves Pocket Edward and some crazy FANGirls.

Oops I mean fangirls... or do I?

The Bubble's First Post!

2009-11-17T11:07:00.001-08:00

Leigh and I had never really thought about starting a blog individually.

In fact, neither one of us had ever thought

about starting a blog at all.

And then, very recently....

marie: MAYBE I SHOULD have my own blog.

There has been more than one person

on Twitter, including Leigh, or someone

commenting on a guest post

of mine that has told

me I should have my

own blog.

Buuuuut...

*nervously biting nails*

I'm not sure how I feel about starting a blog all

by my lonesome. Hmmmm......

I know!!!!!

LEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOWDOYOUFEELABOUTSTARTINGABLOGTOGETHER?????????

*facepalm*

I apologize for the yelling, Leigh.

I've come up with an idea and I'm

sorta kinda excited about it....

*takes a deep, calming breath*

So, how do you feel about starting a Twilight blog with me?

Leigh: *thinks about it for all of two seconds*

Sooo, I’d get to talk about my favourite topic for more

than 140 characters at a time, publicly drool on my

keyboard over Rob pretties,

AND share it with people who are just

as obsessed as I am??

COUNT ME IN!!

marie: AWESOME!! Well, our Twilight blog should mainly

revolve around this guy, obviously....

I mean, we are friends because of Robward, no?

*wink*

Leigh: That’s true, he is the reason you and I inhabit this bubble on a daily basis!

*nods head*

You will hear no complaints from me if this blog revolves around Robward...

or any other Rob, for that matter.

marie: Hmmm... Any other Rob? How about this Rob?

Me likey mirrors, because I see two Robs....

One for you and one for me.

Leigh: Ohhh that’s a mirror? I thought I just had too much Tequila.

DoubleRob is exceptionally generous to share himself around like that!

Speaking of Tequila, I couldn’t agree to starting a blog

if it didn’t include my all time favourite Rob

*cue drum roll*

DrunkRob…

marie, can we pretty please let DrunkRob into the bubble?

marie: *snort* You'd share even if I said no!

This is your bubble, too, so go ahead.

Anyway, I'd doubt we'd hear any complaints about DrunkRob.

Leigh: No, I don't think we'd have any complaints... I think everybody here

would LOVE to do body shots with Mr. Pattinson *winks*

Look at those smoking hot

‘I-know-what-you’re-looking-at-and-I'm-already-scanning-for-the-nearest-bathroom’ eyes!!

marie:Wait, what??

Were you saying something?

*stares at DrunkRob, ponders licking screen*

Leigh: You're pondering licking the screen??

marie, you have screen licked all over other people's blogs,

I'd be kind of sad if you didn't do it on your own blog!

I can give you and DrunkRob a little privacy if you'd prefer?

*turns to face the bubble wall*

marie: No, I must....lick....

*pulls face away from the screen*

....the screen later!

We need to welcome everyone to Our Twilight Bubble first!

Leigh: Right... we don’t want to scare them off yet!

*opens the bubble door for all our followers*

Welcome to this crazy state of Cullen-induced daze we like to call Our Twilight Bubble!

marie: *snickers*

This is true, we don't want to scare everyone off during our first post.

Sooooo.......

WELCOME TO OUR TWILIGHT BUBBLE!

*Leigh and marie run off to stare at pictures of DrunkRob*

Our Twilight Bubble

What have I been doing?

An Open Letter to Bill Condon

Tag! You're It!

Down with the Capitol!

The Bubble Gets Hungry...

Rob stinks? Yep.

Leigh loves Eclipse *coughfinallycough*

It's All About Eclipse!

SSTB's hush, hush Book Discussion

My Cardboard Robward

My One Year Twitterversary

The Duo of Twi-Randomness Strike Again!

My P.E.'s WILL Fight Duuuurty.....Go Comment!

Leigh's Twi-Anniversary

Keepin' it Short & Sweet

Come out, come out wherever you are...

My Remember Me Weekend

Leigh & marie Debate the Creeptastic WaxRob

Rock Out With Your Cock Out!

So Rob Wants To Man Up?

A Valentine's Day Rant

Twilight vs. The Hangover

Leigh's New Years Eve with Pocket Edward

Happy Birthday marie!

A Goodbye of Sorts.... For Now

2010: The Year of Midnight Sun, Eliminating Crazies, and... Playgirl?

Happy Birthday Leigh!

The Night Before Christmas

International Talk With a Fake British Accent Day

Meet marie's Drago

30 Followers and Counting

Show Some Respect & Fuck Off, Evil Paps!

Rob....The Big, Bad Snowman

Confessing Our Twi-Sins

Welcome to the New & Improved Twilight Bubble!

An Aussie and American go to the (New) Moon Part Deux

An Aussie and American go to the (New) Moon

The Bubble's First Post!

Leigh loves Eclipse coughfinallycough